Post by Broseph on Jan 27, 2018 13:54:06 GMT -8
( Open in a hotel room somewhere in Los Angeles, California )
Broseph: And ...... We ....... Are........Live! Hello youtube this is your boy Broseph with another epic video for you my many many great fans. So if you all did not know I had my match with Deacon Crane not long ago, and your boy won!
( Broseph celebrates )
That is right. I was victorious. If you did not know it was a dark match, but hey a win was a win though. Hell I still was the highlight of the night. Not even that angry young bro and our American Justice Champion himself told me I was the best part of. Okay that was a lie. I did not talk to Mark. I tried to in the hallway, but he ignored me, but whatever. He was intimidated by me bro, so I let the disrespect slide. Now this show I got fight for the Immortal Kingdom Crown. That is right your boy will be crowned the official King of Bro's very very soon.
Before that let me take a look at my opponents and I got them for you right here all ranked. MY top six opponents at GWD Pororesu - Immortal Kingdom!
Alright lets get this countdowns started off right at number six we got Samantha Hamilton. The lady that is better known as The Titaness. Samantha I have to put you here for no other reason than that this will be your official debut for the GDW. Like me, but the difference is I have already worked myself a nice little dark match last show, so if you want to be technical about this I have had at least one match here Bro-ette. I am not saying you are in over your pretty little head here honey, but you are in over your pretty little head here honey.
What is a Titaness though? Well titan has a few definitions. You are not one of Saturn's moons. You are not one of the former gods of Greek myth. You maybe a person of great strength, intellect, or importance, but really you have to prove to be one of those things. The issue is that you got the biggest baddest bro in the world in that ring with you. So my fair lady bro you got zero chance of winning this crown. So bro I got this one on lock beating you bro.
In at number five we got Adi Gold. Now first off Adi know this. You are hot lady bro. Possibly the hottest thing in the whole GWD. The thing is being the hottest thing in a company does not always add up to wins does it sweetie? I mean you have had like two matches and unlike me have actually been on an actual show, but that don't mean jack squat when you can't win. That is the thing though you can't win. You will continue your streak at the show. I am not trying to be mean bro, but I am being realistic.
Adi you want to call yourself "gold standard", and shit if that is true then the value of gold must have taken a global nose dive in what it is worth to people. I have heard the saying that gold never loses its value, but yeah with each match you lose your value in this business Adi. One also has to wonder how long daddy will foot the bill for you when you are not living up to the hype train that your mouth started. Losing your bank roll is in your future and the gold standard is about to bottom out.
So, in an attempt to not sound like a sexist saying the ladies are the worst here number four is father time himself the old bro Tapioca Joe. Bro I am curious if you still got what it takes to go bro? Let us look no farther than your match with Mark Storm recently. You were on the ass end of an ass kicking Tap. You can go out and say how you loss in a somewhat shady way, but I have to say this man. I win is a win and I do not care how Mark Storm beat you, because all that matter is that he did beat you.
Tapioca Bro, you have been fighting the good fight and been in this business for just over thirty three years bro. Since 1984 and bro I was not even born yet. You have seen it all two boom periods and two complete busts in this business. The one thing that remains for you is an inability to be a World Champion. You have a dream and last show Mark Storm beat you turning it into a nightmare. At this show the downward spiral continues when you fall to me bro.
At the number three spot we got the lady known as Melody Marshall. Now you are in the same boat as I am sort of lady bro. We have each had one match in the GWD and we have each got the win. You beat the so called "gold standard" Adi Gold and I beat that ugly mother Deacon Crane. I have to give you some props there bro, because the first win can always be the hardest to get. You got to be careful to live up to the hype and you have done alright.
Melody you have been around the block like me too and I like that. You and I have both had to mix it up in the small time. We had to you know apply our trade in front of literally tens of twenties of fans who did not care. Wonder if the promoters paid you in crystal meth like they did me since you were around the mid west. You have a never say die and never quit attitude that is admirable, but this is one of those time bro when even when you are at your best bro I am just that much better.
That brings me to number two the other man who felt the wrath of the angry young bro known as Mark Storm in the man that they call Chris Crippler. You know when I see you Chris bro I think you are like an older, bigger, and likely more pissed off version of Deacon Crane. We all know what happened to that bro last show. Chris really bro I am totally not sure what your problem is bro, but you look like you are just pissed at the fucking world.
Like seriously did you wake up one morning and someone pissed in your cornflakes, and in that moment you decided that you just hate everything and everyone? You need to relax homie. First I suggest you switch to decaf coffee. Then you may want to try something other than cornflakes like Lucky Charms. I think the cereal that is magically delicious would one make you happier to eat and two people are less likely to piss in a cereal that has a cute mascot. Don't worry about it though bro I got this for you. I will win and the you get to take a chill pill bro.
Last, but not least we got Tony Savage. Now I bet all you fuckers are wondering why I would put a new guy in first while I put the other new person in last? Well, it is simple bro, because I have heard about Tony Savage bro. I mean this bro he is a nasty mother fucker. He has held more titles in this business than a good portion of this company combined bro. He can and will hurt me bro, and to be honest with you bro I would rather not have that happen to me.
I could have put Tony at number five, but really I just want to stay your good side bro. Tony bro trust me I got nothing, but respect for you bro. I have to win this one though bro. I have heard rumors about you bro. You have a heart punch that is wicked. Ox Baker once killed a man with that move bro and you are a badder man than Ox Barker ever was bro. Like I would not be shocked that if you heart punched me your damn hand would go through my chest and out my back bro. So, Tony bro I have one thing to ask of you.
( Broseph gets an erratic scared look on his face )
Please don't kill me bro! I am a good man bro! I have done nothing wrong bro! Please bro!
( Broseph composes himself )
Alright um....sorry bout that peeps. Alright youtube that is it for this video. Please like the video. If you have not already subscribe to my channel. On top of that click that little bell icon so you will be notified each and every time your boy uploads something. Peace Bro!
( Fade )
Broseph: And ...... We ....... Are........Live! Hello youtube this is your boy Broseph with another epic video for you my many many great fans. So if you all did not know I had my match with Deacon Crane not long ago, and your boy won!
( Broseph celebrates )
That is right. I was victorious. If you did not know it was a dark match, but hey a win was a win though. Hell I still was the highlight of the night. Not even that angry young bro and our American Justice Champion himself told me I was the best part of. Okay that was a lie. I did not talk to Mark. I tried to in the hallway, but he ignored me, but whatever. He was intimidated by me bro, so I let the disrespect slide. Now this show I got fight for the Immortal Kingdom Crown. That is right your boy will be crowned the official King of Bro's very very soon.
Before that let me take a look at my opponents and I got them for you right here all ranked. MY top six opponents at GWD Pororesu - Immortal Kingdom!
Alright lets get this countdowns started off right at number six we got Samantha Hamilton. The lady that is better known as The Titaness. Samantha I have to put you here for no other reason than that this will be your official debut for the GDW. Like me, but the difference is I have already worked myself a nice little dark match last show, so if you want to be technical about this I have had at least one match here Bro-ette. I am not saying you are in over your pretty little head here honey, but you are in over your pretty little head here honey.
What is a Titaness though? Well titan has a few definitions. You are not one of Saturn's moons. You are not one of the former gods of Greek myth. You maybe a person of great strength, intellect, or importance, but really you have to prove to be one of those things. The issue is that you got the biggest baddest bro in the world in that ring with you. So my fair lady bro you got zero chance of winning this crown. So bro I got this one on lock beating you bro.
In at number five we got Adi Gold. Now first off Adi know this. You are hot lady bro. Possibly the hottest thing in the whole GWD. The thing is being the hottest thing in a company does not always add up to wins does it sweetie? I mean you have had like two matches and unlike me have actually been on an actual show, but that don't mean jack squat when you can't win. That is the thing though you can't win. You will continue your streak at the show. I am not trying to be mean bro, but I am being realistic.
Adi you want to call yourself "gold standard", and shit if that is true then the value of gold must have taken a global nose dive in what it is worth to people. I have heard the saying that gold never loses its value, but yeah with each match you lose your value in this business Adi. One also has to wonder how long daddy will foot the bill for you when you are not living up to the hype train that your mouth started. Losing your bank roll is in your future and the gold standard is about to bottom out.
So, in an attempt to not sound like a sexist saying the ladies are the worst here number four is father time himself the old bro Tapioca Joe. Bro I am curious if you still got what it takes to go bro? Let us look no farther than your match with Mark Storm recently. You were on the ass end of an ass kicking Tap. You can go out and say how you loss in a somewhat shady way, but I have to say this man. I win is a win and I do not care how Mark Storm beat you, because all that matter is that he did beat you.
Tapioca Bro, you have been fighting the good fight and been in this business for just over thirty three years bro. Since 1984 and bro I was not even born yet. You have seen it all two boom periods and two complete busts in this business. The one thing that remains for you is an inability to be a World Champion. You have a dream and last show Mark Storm beat you turning it into a nightmare. At this show the downward spiral continues when you fall to me bro.
At the number three spot we got the lady known as Melody Marshall. Now you are in the same boat as I am sort of lady bro. We have each had one match in the GWD and we have each got the win. You beat the so called "gold standard" Adi Gold and I beat that ugly mother Deacon Crane. I have to give you some props there bro, because the first win can always be the hardest to get. You got to be careful to live up to the hype and you have done alright.
Melody you have been around the block like me too and I like that. You and I have both had to mix it up in the small time. We had to you know apply our trade in front of literally tens of twenties of fans who did not care. Wonder if the promoters paid you in crystal meth like they did me since you were around the mid west. You have a never say die and never quit attitude that is admirable, but this is one of those time bro when even when you are at your best bro I am just that much better.
That brings me to number two the other man who felt the wrath of the angry young bro known as Mark Storm in the man that they call Chris Crippler. You know when I see you Chris bro I think you are like an older, bigger, and likely more pissed off version of Deacon Crane. We all know what happened to that bro last show. Chris really bro I am totally not sure what your problem is bro, but you look like you are just pissed at the fucking world.
Like seriously did you wake up one morning and someone pissed in your cornflakes, and in that moment you decided that you just hate everything and everyone? You need to relax homie. First I suggest you switch to decaf coffee. Then you may want to try something other than cornflakes like Lucky Charms. I think the cereal that is magically delicious would one make you happier to eat and two people are less likely to piss in a cereal that has a cute mascot. Don't worry about it though bro I got this for you. I will win and the you get to take a chill pill bro.
Last, but not least we got Tony Savage. Now I bet all you fuckers are wondering why I would put a new guy in first while I put the other new person in last? Well, it is simple bro, because I have heard about Tony Savage bro. I mean this bro he is a nasty mother fucker. He has held more titles in this business than a good portion of this company combined bro. He can and will hurt me bro, and to be honest with you bro I would rather not have that happen to me.
I could have put Tony at number five, but really I just want to stay your good side bro. Tony bro trust me I got nothing, but respect for you bro. I have to win this one though bro. I have heard rumors about you bro. You have a heart punch that is wicked. Ox Baker once killed a man with that move bro and you are a badder man than Ox Barker ever was bro. Like I would not be shocked that if you heart punched me your damn hand would go through my chest and out my back bro. So, Tony bro I have one thing to ask of you.
( Broseph gets an erratic scared look on his face )
Please don't kill me bro! I am a good man bro! I have done nothing wrong bro! Please bro!
( Broseph composes himself )
Alright um....sorry bout that peeps. Alright youtube that is it for this video. Please like the video. If you have not already subscribe to my channel. On top of that click that little bell icon so you will be notified each and every time your boy uploads something. Peace Bro!
( Fade )