Post by Broseph on Jan 17, 2018 21:27:34 GMT -8
( Late 2014 )
( We open up at a Frat party somewhere in Bloomington, Indiana. We pan around the room to see multiple groups of people conversing. In one corner two men play beer pong. In another a young pledge does vertical push ups while taking a drink between each weak push. In yet another corner we see our "hero" talking to a young lady. Broseph is laying it on thick, but sadly the lady has no interest in him. However, Broseph being the bro that he is he soldiers on for a time, but he starts to gyrate and not long afte gets a nice slap to the face followed by the young lady pouring the drink over his head. Not to be deterred Broseph spots another young lady and walks up to her. )
Broseph: Hey baby.
Young Lady: Excuse me
Broseph: I said heeeeey baby.
Young Lady: My name is not baby. It's Janet.
Broseph: Well I will call you Ms. Jackson, cause baby I am nasty.
( The young lady rolls her eyes. )
Broseph: Ms. Jackson you looking F I N E fine tonight.
Janet: Um thanks......I guess.
Broseph: Check it honey my name is Broseph.
Janet: I do not care.
Broseph: Come on you don't even want to get to know the man that you will end up spending the night with tonight.
( Janet does a nice little spit take here )
Janet: Really what makes you think that.
Broseph: I am like shaft baby. I am a sex machine for all the chicks. So play your cards right and with Broseph you shall spend the night.
( She rolls her eyes and turns completely around to talk to someone else. )
Broseph: Come on do not play me like that baby.
( Broseph once again starts to gyrate, but is stopped this time by one of his frat brothers. )
Frat Boy 1: You need to step off bro.
Broseph: Nah, she is playing hard to get.
Frat Boy 1: No, you need to step off bro. The lady is obviously not interested in you bro.
Broseph: Bro! Come on! Why you got to cock block me bro!?!
Frat Boy 1: Bro you need to step off it. Respect the ladies bro. I will revoke your bro card.
Broseph: Really bro?
Frat Boy 1: Really bro.
( Broseph with a loud audible sigh and leaves. Broseph walks to the couch and sits next to his bro Henry )
Henry: Sup bro?
Broseph: Not a lot bro.
Henry: You getting laid tonight bro?
Broseph: Nah bro he (points to Frat Boy 1.) made me stop at the top of my game. Says the lady was not interested.
Henry: Bro sorry. Why he got to cock block you bro?
Broseph: I don't know bro, but it sucks.
( The two men glance over at the TV to see a WWE Pay Per View on )
Broseph: WWE pssh bro just pssh.
Henry: Pssh what bro? I like that stuf bro.
Broseph: I like it too, but pssh. I could do that shit. Anyone can do that shit bro.
Henry: I don't know bro. You have to be a good athlete bro.
Broseph: I am a good athlete. I am also a bad mother
Henry: Shut you mouth!
Broseph: I can do that I know I can shit I will start training tomorrow.
Henry: Whatever bro you are wasted. Hey bro...bro...bro
( Broseph is passed out as Henry soon follows )
( The next day )
Frat Boy 1: Yo you think we should go through with this?
Frat boy 2: Yeah man. He said he would do it. Plus we can get them both out of the house they are wrecking shit for everyone.
Frat Boy 1: Alright.
( Frat Boy 1 dumps water on our hero's)
Frat Boy 2: Wake up bro's!
Frat Boy 1: Get up! You got to go bro's
Broseph: Go where bro?
Frat Boy 1: You start wrestling training today bro.
Broseph: What bro? Nah
Frat Boy 2: Really bro?
Frat Boy 1: Hey I thought you were a bro.
Broseph: I am bro I am the most bro of all bro's.
Frat Boy 1: Well a Bro has to be a man of his word.
Henry: Ha!
Frat Boy 2: Do not laugh bro. We need a bro to make sure he follows through bro and that has to be you bro. You are best bro's right.
Broseph: Yeah I guess bro.
Frat Boy 1: This is your chance bro. You get to go out and make money. Be a start. Spread the good word of the bro.
Broseph: It is?
Frat Boy 2: Yeah totally! I mean the bro code needs to be spread. You get to be stars and spread the code to the masses. Unless you are not up to it bro.
Henry: We are up to it.
Broseph: Yeah bro. You are right. We make money, spread the good word of the bro, and get all the fine ladies.
Frat Boy 1: Exactly go forth bro's and do this for the good word of the bro.
( Broseph takes a sheet of paper and leaves with Henry. )
Frat Boy 2: Thank god those morons are gone.
Frat Boy 1: Really wish we did not have to spend two grand on just to get them out of the house.
( Fade )
( Present Day )
Broseph: And....We....Are....Live! Hey youtube it is your boy Broseph here. Check this peeps I have made it to the big time. That is right! I am going to start my first match for a place called GWD I am going to be banking the big time cash here soon and that means all you ladies out there I can give you an even bigger treat than you would get just by being with ya boy over here. So needless to say I am stoked for this one. I mean I will be in front of more than 20 people in some VFW in the middle of Asscrack Indiana and I will be getting paid real dollars instead of bottles of water or crystal meth. This guy I have to take on his name is Deacon Crane.
( He pauses )
Broseph: I know right, but hey lets give this man the benefit of the doubt. Yo Henry lets get a picture of this guy up on the screen. I do not even know what the fuck he looks like.
Broseph: Ah shit. No way. Fuck man. This dude he.....he is ugly. No he is not just ugly. This mother fucker is fugly.
Henry: Ha!
Broseph: Nah dude seriously like is something up with his face really take a look at him.
Henry: Ah bro!
Broseph: I know bro right.
Henry: Do not let that shit distract you bro. This guy may be the real deal in the ring you don't know bro.
Broseph: Yeah I may not have seen him before now, but I did some homework. Dude is not much bigger than I am. He is a little bit taller. A little heavier. Really that is not too intimidating, but that ugly fucking mug is intimidating.
Henry: Boom!
Broseph: Check this shit bro he calls himself the infinite.
Henry: Seriously Bro?
Broseph: Yeah bro corny as fuck right? Says that he is called the infinite, because he lives in the mind and body of an opponent after he is done with them. You see Mr. Crane I have all the motivation in the world to beat you already, but the idea of that face living with me for the rest of my days shoulder I lose, well that just makes me want to win more.
Henry: Shit son he does look tough though. The type of fucker that can both tie you in a knot as well as beat the ever loving piss out of you.
Broseph: Pssh whatever. Bro you know me. I take the skies like a bird and fly onto my opponents. In the ring or out nowhere is a safe haven from my in skills. Some say I am all flash in that ring and no substance. To those old fuckers I say this. The flash gets it done and the flash gets the money. I dare say the flash is what got me to this company in the first place.
Henry: Hell yeah bro!
( Broseph sighs and looks up at the webcam. )
Broseph: You know what Deacon. I am can sit here and poke fun at you for how you look or your odd choice of nicknames forever, but I am not. I am going to lay it you for you bro. I am better than you. I can do things that no one else can. You are just the first of many wins for me.
Alright bro's and ladies. You found this vid entertaining leave me a like. Subscribe, and click that little bell icon to make sure you get all the latest from your bro.
( Fade )
( We open up at a Frat party somewhere in Bloomington, Indiana. We pan around the room to see multiple groups of people conversing. In one corner two men play beer pong. In another a young pledge does vertical push ups while taking a drink between each weak push. In yet another corner we see our "hero" talking to a young lady. Broseph is laying it on thick, but sadly the lady has no interest in him. However, Broseph being the bro that he is he soldiers on for a time, but he starts to gyrate and not long afte gets a nice slap to the face followed by the young lady pouring the drink over his head. Not to be deterred Broseph spots another young lady and walks up to her. )
Broseph: Hey baby.
Young Lady: Excuse me
Broseph: I said heeeeey baby.
Young Lady: My name is not baby. It's Janet.
Broseph: Well I will call you Ms. Jackson, cause baby I am nasty.
( The young lady rolls her eyes. )
Broseph: Ms. Jackson you looking F I N E fine tonight.
Janet: Um thanks......I guess.
Broseph: Check it honey my name is Broseph.
Janet: I do not care.
Broseph: Come on you don't even want to get to know the man that you will end up spending the night with tonight.
( Janet does a nice little spit take here )
Janet: Really what makes you think that.
Broseph: I am like shaft baby. I am a sex machine for all the chicks. So play your cards right and with Broseph you shall spend the night.
( She rolls her eyes and turns completely around to talk to someone else. )
Broseph: Come on do not play me like that baby.
( Broseph once again starts to gyrate, but is stopped this time by one of his frat brothers. )
Frat Boy 1: You need to step off bro.
Broseph: Nah, she is playing hard to get.
Frat Boy 1: No, you need to step off bro. The lady is obviously not interested in you bro.
Broseph: Bro! Come on! Why you got to cock block me bro!?!
Frat Boy 1: Bro you need to step off it. Respect the ladies bro. I will revoke your bro card.
Broseph: Really bro?
Frat Boy 1: Really bro.
( Broseph with a loud audible sigh and leaves. Broseph walks to the couch and sits next to his bro Henry )
Henry: Sup bro?
Broseph: Not a lot bro.
Henry: You getting laid tonight bro?
Broseph: Nah bro he (points to Frat Boy 1.) made me stop at the top of my game. Says the lady was not interested.
Henry: Bro sorry. Why he got to cock block you bro?
Broseph: I don't know bro, but it sucks.
( The two men glance over at the TV to see a WWE Pay Per View on )
Broseph: WWE pssh bro just pssh.
Henry: Pssh what bro? I like that stuf bro.
Broseph: I like it too, but pssh. I could do that shit. Anyone can do that shit bro.
Henry: I don't know bro. You have to be a good athlete bro.
Broseph: I am a good athlete. I am also a bad mother
Henry: Shut you mouth!
Broseph: I can do that I know I can shit I will start training tomorrow.
Henry: Whatever bro you are wasted. Hey bro...bro...bro
( Broseph is passed out as Henry soon follows )
( The next day )
Frat Boy 1: Yo you think we should go through with this?
Frat boy 2: Yeah man. He said he would do it. Plus we can get them both out of the house they are wrecking shit for everyone.
Frat Boy 1: Alright.
( Frat Boy 1 dumps water on our hero's)
Frat Boy 2: Wake up bro's!
Frat Boy 1: Get up! You got to go bro's
Broseph: Go where bro?
Frat Boy 1: You start wrestling training today bro.
Broseph: What bro? Nah
Frat Boy 2: Really bro?
Frat Boy 1: Hey I thought you were a bro.
Broseph: I am bro I am the most bro of all bro's.
Frat Boy 1: Well a Bro has to be a man of his word.
Henry: Ha!
Frat Boy 2: Do not laugh bro. We need a bro to make sure he follows through bro and that has to be you bro. You are best bro's right.
Broseph: Yeah I guess bro.
Frat Boy 1: This is your chance bro. You get to go out and make money. Be a start. Spread the good word of the bro.
Broseph: It is?
Frat Boy 2: Yeah totally! I mean the bro code needs to be spread. You get to be stars and spread the code to the masses. Unless you are not up to it bro.
Henry: We are up to it.
Broseph: Yeah bro. You are right. We make money, spread the good word of the bro, and get all the fine ladies.
Frat Boy 1: Exactly go forth bro's and do this for the good word of the bro.
( Broseph takes a sheet of paper and leaves with Henry. )
Frat Boy 2: Thank god those morons are gone.
Frat Boy 1: Really wish we did not have to spend two grand on just to get them out of the house.
( Fade )
( Present Day )
Broseph: And....We....Are....Live! Hey youtube it is your boy Broseph here. Check this peeps I have made it to the big time. That is right! I am going to start my first match for a place called GWD I am going to be banking the big time cash here soon and that means all you ladies out there I can give you an even bigger treat than you would get just by being with ya boy over here. So needless to say I am stoked for this one. I mean I will be in front of more than 20 people in some VFW in the middle of Asscrack Indiana and I will be getting paid real dollars instead of bottles of water or crystal meth. This guy I have to take on his name is Deacon Crane.
( He pauses )
Broseph: I know right, but hey lets give this man the benefit of the doubt. Yo Henry lets get a picture of this guy up on the screen. I do not even know what the fuck he looks like.
Broseph: Ah shit. No way. Fuck man. This dude he.....he is ugly. No he is not just ugly. This mother fucker is fugly.
Henry: Ha!
Broseph: Nah dude seriously like is something up with his face really take a look at him.
Henry: Ah bro!
Broseph: I know bro right.
Henry: Do not let that shit distract you bro. This guy may be the real deal in the ring you don't know bro.
Broseph: Yeah I may not have seen him before now, but I did some homework. Dude is not much bigger than I am. He is a little bit taller. A little heavier. Really that is not too intimidating, but that ugly fucking mug is intimidating.
Henry: Boom!
Broseph: Check this shit bro he calls himself the infinite.
Henry: Seriously Bro?
Broseph: Yeah bro corny as fuck right? Says that he is called the infinite, because he lives in the mind and body of an opponent after he is done with them. You see Mr. Crane I have all the motivation in the world to beat you already, but the idea of that face living with me for the rest of my days shoulder I lose, well that just makes me want to win more.
Henry: Shit son he does look tough though. The type of fucker that can both tie you in a knot as well as beat the ever loving piss out of you.
Broseph: Pssh whatever. Bro you know me. I take the skies like a bird and fly onto my opponents. In the ring or out nowhere is a safe haven from my in skills. Some say I am all flash in that ring and no substance. To those old fuckers I say this. The flash gets it done and the flash gets the money. I dare say the flash is what got me to this company in the first place.
Henry: Hell yeah bro!
( Broseph sighs and looks up at the webcam. )
Broseph: You know what Deacon. I am can sit here and poke fun at you for how you look or your odd choice of nicknames forever, but I am not. I am going to lay it you for you bro. I am better than you. I can do things that no one else can. You are just the first of many wins for me.
Alright bro's and ladies. You found this vid entertaining leave me a like. Subscribe, and click that little bell icon to make sure you get all the latest from your bro.
( Fade )
