Post by Broseph on Apr 12, 2018 19:34:42 GMT -8
( We open up at a very nice home, but we are completely unsure of where we are exactly. Two young people sit on a couch deep in conversation as they watch a movie and eat a bowl of popcorn. )
Man: It is nice to just sort of dine in so to speak you know just spend some time together the two of us.
Woman: Well it is hopefully a way for you to make up for some of the rather disappointing dates we have been on.
Man: I am sorry about that.
Woman: It is not really your fault either. I like you, but it seems like whenever we attempt to do something we get interrupted.
Man: Not tonight though. Just you and me here.
Woman: At my home.
Man: A nice home cooked meal and now time for some netflix and chill.
Woman: Yes, so what to watch?
Man: Well since the last time we went to a movie it was ruined so you really did not get a good pick out of it. I think we can leave it up to you.
Woman: Well I have wanted to catch up on my Grey's Anatomy I am a couple seasons behind.
Man: You know I have never seen that show ever.
Woman: Well we need to rectify that. I will start from the first episode and.........
( The sound of a record being scratched is heard as Broseph appears. )
Broseph: Really bro?
Man: Oh god.
Woman: How the fuck did he get here!
Man: I have no earthly clue what so ever. I am beyond pissed though.
Broseph: Really bro?
Man: God help me now what is it?
Broseph: You know what bro. You did it again.
Man: What?
Broseph: You broke the bro code again bro.
Man: Oh christ. Someone kill me or him or both of us. Just why?
Broseph: Bro you know better bro. You started this night off right. Made her cook you a good meal, but really you are going down in flame bro.
Woman: First off I chose to cook him a meal. I wanted to do something special for him.
Broseph: Whatever lady bro keep telling yourself that to sooth your ego baby.
Woman: Do not call me baby you fucking pig.
Broseph: Really lady bro?
Man: I really think you should leave here.
Woman: I agree.
Broseph: No way bro. I am not letting another infraction of the bro code slide bro.
Man: Fuck me.
Broseph: You see bro you were fine up until the two words that ended this great night. Grey's Anatomy. A bro does not watch that shit bro. I mean come on bro. Look at the list of things you can watch. We got Daredevil. We got Luke Cage. We got freaking Punisher. PUNISHER BRO!
Man: So?
Broseph: Even if you do not want to go the actiony route you got other stuff. Comedy sure Adam Sandler has a few movies on here.
Man: He has not made a good movie in over a decade.
Broseph: Whatever bro. Do not disrespect Adam Sandler bro he is a very good friend of the bro code bro.
Man: Whatever "bro"
Woman: Ok he is not leaving I am calling the police.
Broseph: Right whatever lady bro. You can go the stand up comedy route also. I mean Louis CK is on here I think right?
Man: He is almost as much as a fucking dick as you are.
Broseph: Really bro? I will come across your head if I have to bro and knock some sense into you bro.
Man: First off bro, no you won't because not only will I get you arrested for breaking and entering I will get you arrest for assault. Secondly I would beat your scrawny ass if you touched me.
(The sounds of sirens are heard in the distance as a police vehicle shows up.)
Broseph: I am not afraid of anyone bro. I am a GWD superstar bro. One of the best bro.
Man: One of the best? Two fluke wins and then you have lost every other match you have been in. If it were me you would not have a career.
( We hear a knock at the door and the lady gets up before opening the door)
Policeman: Ma'am am I right to believe you have an intruder in your house?
Woman: Yes officer he is right over there.
Policeman: Sir I am going to need you to come with me.
Broseph: Really bro? You want to do this to a bro man?
Policeman: Sir I am going to need you to come with me or I will have to get you by force.
Broseph: I am not afraid of you bro. I have done nothing wrong bro!
Woman: You have obviously broken into this house as no one here let you in. That is a crime.
Policeman: I say again sir please come with me or I will have to make you do so by force.
Broseph: Come At Me Bro!
( The officer sprints at Broseph easily getting a hold of him, but Broseph fights as the officer attempts to cuff him. )
Policeman: Sir you are resisting arrest. Do not make me have to use pepper spray on you sir.
Broseph: You ain't got shit on me bro! I am not going down like this!
( The officer sprays Broseph with the pepper spray to no effect! )
Policeman: What the?
Broseph: Ladies be spraying me with that shit all the time I am immune to that bro!
Policeman: Well how about this?
( The officer whips out a taser )
Broseph: Bring it on bro!
( The officer tasers Broseph who right away falls down. )
Broseph: Broooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
( The officer drags Broseph to his car as we fade out )
Broseph: And......we.......are......live!
Welcome ladies and and gentlebro's this is ya boy Broseph. I am here coming to you through the magic of youtube with another video.
( He sighs )
Sadly ya boy dropped another one. I guess that the Equinox bro is better bro than this bro thought he would be bro. I guess I just did not have it bro. Sorry to all my bro's and my lady bro's. I let you all down and your favorite bro will not do it again bro. I promise bro. Just I did not do it bro.
Alright enough of the self pity and all the introspective shit bro. On to bigger and better things bro, because guess what I may have a chance to fight for a title again bro! I mean bro come on this will make up for another of my recent losses bro! I am going to do this right bro I will not let my bro's down again bro!
The one problem, well one of two problems actually bro, but the first problem is a bro known as Kendrick Kross.
I know right sounds like the crappier younger brother of Christopher Cross. I will humor the bro though. I mean he has done alright for himself here though bro. I mean I think he has, but I have not paid the most attention to anyone other than myself. I guess I just look too damn good to care about anyone other than myself.
Check it Kendrick bro you need to step the fuck off of it all bro. You might be some sort of big old MMA bro man, but I am not afraid of you. You have to catch me to hurt me bro and I am going to stick and move bro. I am a lot faster than you bro. This is supposed to be my moment bro. I have been working to this for like....a couple shows at least right? You are in my way bro so here is what I say. Get out of my way bro or just come at me bro!
So the second of my problems is the lady bro known as Melody Marshall. Bro this one is really personal bro. She has a title that by all rights should belong to me bro. Yeah I know you won a fancy tournament and all, but this bro right here had the belt too and possession is nine tenths of the law bro. So, Melody bro you need to hand that belt back over to me, because it is rightfully mine bro.
You see Melody you like have been on cloud nine since you won that belt and all, but come on you can't hope to compete with me right bro? I mean really bro. I am going to have to wrestle another match before yours and I still will be taking back my belt bro.
Let me just say this though. I should not have to wrestle two matches in one night to be a champion bro. I think someone is just a racist against a bro. They are a brocist is what they are bro.
You see what should be happening is one of two things. I should A. just take on Melody Marshall myself right away no Kendrick Kross getting in my way. The other thing they could do is just hand me my fucking belt back bro!
I will fight for it, but it is a formality, because no matter what Melody I will have what is rightfully mine back bro.
Alright that is all the time I have for this one bro. Make sure if you like this to thumbs up the video, subscribe for more content, and click that little bell icon to join my notification squad that way you will know of any channel updates. Thanks bro! Ya boy Broseph is out!
( Fade )
Man: It is nice to just sort of dine in so to speak you know just spend some time together the two of us.
Woman: Well it is hopefully a way for you to make up for some of the rather disappointing dates we have been on.
Man: I am sorry about that.
Woman: It is not really your fault either. I like you, but it seems like whenever we attempt to do something we get interrupted.
Man: Not tonight though. Just you and me here.
Woman: At my home.
Man: A nice home cooked meal and now time for some netflix and chill.
Woman: Yes, so what to watch?
Man: Well since the last time we went to a movie it was ruined so you really did not get a good pick out of it. I think we can leave it up to you.
Woman: Well I have wanted to catch up on my Grey's Anatomy I am a couple seasons behind.
Man: You know I have never seen that show ever.
Woman: Well we need to rectify that. I will start from the first episode and.........
( The sound of a record being scratched is heard as Broseph appears. )
Broseph: Really bro?
Man: Oh god.
Woman: How the fuck did he get here!
Man: I have no earthly clue what so ever. I am beyond pissed though.
Broseph: Really bro?
Man: God help me now what is it?
Broseph: You know what bro. You did it again.
Man: What?
Broseph: You broke the bro code again bro.
Man: Oh christ. Someone kill me or him or both of us. Just why?
Broseph: Bro you know better bro. You started this night off right. Made her cook you a good meal, but really you are going down in flame bro.
Woman: First off I chose to cook him a meal. I wanted to do something special for him.
Broseph: Whatever lady bro keep telling yourself that to sooth your ego baby.
Woman: Do not call me baby you fucking pig.
Broseph: Really lady bro?
Man: I really think you should leave here.
Woman: I agree.
Broseph: No way bro. I am not letting another infraction of the bro code slide bro.
Man: Fuck me.
Broseph: You see bro you were fine up until the two words that ended this great night. Grey's Anatomy. A bro does not watch that shit bro. I mean come on bro. Look at the list of things you can watch. We got Daredevil. We got Luke Cage. We got freaking Punisher. PUNISHER BRO!
Man: So?
Broseph: Even if you do not want to go the actiony route you got other stuff. Comedy sure Adam Sandler has a few movies on here.
Man: He has not made a good movie in over a decade.
Broseph: Whatever bro. Do not disrespect Adam Sandler bro he is a very good friend of the bro code bro.
Man: Whatever "bro"
Woman: Ok he is not leaving I am calling the police.
Broseph: Right whatever lady bro. You can go the stand up comedy route also. I mean Louis CK is on here I think right?
Man: He is almost as much as a fucking dick as you are.
Broseph: Really bro? I will come across your head if I have to bro and knock some sense into you bro.
Man: First off bro, no you won't because not only will I get you arrested for breaking and entering I will get you arrest for assault. Secondly I would beat your scrawny ass if you touched me.
(The sounds of sirens are heard in the distance as a police vehicle shows up.)
Broseph: I am not afraid of anyone bro. I am a GWD superstar bro. One of the best bro.
Man: One of the best? Two fluke wins and then you have lost every other match you have been in. If it were me you would not have a career.
( We hear a knock at the door and the lady gets up before opening the door)
Policeman: Ma'am am I right to believe you have an intruder in your house?
Woman: Yes officer he is right over there.
Policeman: Sir I am going to need you to come with me.
Broseph: Really bro? You want to do this to a bro man?
Policeman: Sir I am going to need you to come with me or I will have to get you by force.
Broseph: I am not afraid of you bro. I have done nothing wrong bro!
Woman: You have obviously broken into this house as no one here let you in. That is a crime.
Policeman: I say again sir please come with me or I will have to make you do so by force.
Broseph: Come At Me Bro!
( The officer sprints at Broseph easily getting a hold of him, but Broseph fights as the officer attempts to cuff him. )
Policeman: Sir you are resisting arrest. Do not make me have to use pepper spray on you sir.
Broseph: You ain't got shit on me bro! I am not going down like this!
( The officer sprays Broseph with the pepper spray to no effect! )
Policeman: What the?
Broseph: Ladies be spraying me with that shit all the time I am immune to that bro!
Policeman: Well how about this?
( The officer whips out a taser )
Broseph: Bring it on bro!
( The officer tasers Broseph who right away falls down. )
Broseph: Broooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
( The officer drags Broseph to his car as we fade out )
Broseph: And......we.......are......live!
Welcome ladies and and gentlebro's this is ya boy Broseph. I am here coming to you through the magic of youtube with another video.
( He sighs )
Sadly ya boy dropped another one. I guess that the Equinox bro is better bro than this bro thought he would be bro. I guess I just did not have it bro. Sorry to all my bro's and my lady bro's. I let you all down and your favorite bro will not do it again bro. I promise bro. Just I did not do it bro.
Alright enough of the self pity and all the introspective shit bro. On to bigger and better things bro, because guess what I may have a chance to fight for a title again bro! I mean bro come on this will make up for another of my recent losses bro! I am going to do this right bro I will not let my bro's down again bro!
The one problem, well one of two problems actually bro, but the first problem is a bro known as Kendrick Kross.
I know right sounds like the crappier younger brother of Christopher Cross. I will humor the bro though. I mean he has done alright for himself here though bro. I mean I think he has, but I have not paid the most attention to anyone other than myself. I guess I just look too damn good to care about anyone other than myself.
Check it Kendrick bro you need to step the fuck off of it all bro. You might be some sort of big old MMA bro man, but I am not afraid of you. You have to catch me to hurt me bro and I am going to stick and move bro. I am a lot faster than you bro. This is supposed to be my moment bro. I have been working to this for like....a couple shows at least right? You are in my way bro so here is what I say. Get out of my way bro or just come at me bro!
So the second of my problems is the lady bro known as Melody Marshall. Bro this one is really personal bro. She has a title that by all rights should belong to me bro. Yeah I know you won a fancy tournament and all, but this bro right here had the belt too and possession is nine tenths of the law bro. So, Melody bro you need to hand that belt back over to me, because it is rightfully mine bro.
You see Melody you like have been on cloud nine since you won that belt and all, but come on you can't hope to compete with me right bro? I mean really bro. I am going to have to wrestle another match before yours and I still will be taking back my belt bro.
Let me just say this though. I should not have to wrestle two matches in one night to be a champion bro. I think someone is just a racist against a bro. They are a brocist is what they are bro.
You see what should be happening is one of two things. I should A. just take on Melody Marshall myself right away no Kendrick Kross getting in my way. The other thing they could do is just hand me my fucking belt back bro!
I will fight for it, but it is a formality, because no matter what Melody I will have what is rightfully mine back bro.
Alright that is all the time I have for this one bro. Make sure if you like this to thumbs up the video, subscribe for more content, and click that little bell icon to join my notification squad that way you will know of any channel updates. Thanks bro! Ya boy Broseph is out!
( Fade )
