Post by Broseph on Mar 29, 2018 9:18:36 GMT -8
( We open at a nice movie theater. We see a young couple walks into the theater and sit down to await their movie experience. )
Male Patron: I can't believe I let you talk me into seeing this thing.
Female Patron: I know you wanted something a bit more actiony, but everyone loves a good rom com right?
Male Patron: If you say so. I mean I am doing this for you, but under protest.
Female Patron: Well at least you are here then.
(The two share a chuckle as the lights dim for the previews to start. The previews start when the man sitting in front of the two pops up. )
Broseph: Really bro?
Male Patron: Um what?
Broseph: Come on really Bro?
Male Patron: Hey, I remember you. You are the guy who interrupted the dinner date I had with my girlfriend a few weeks back.
Broseph: I told you then Bro this would never be over Bro.
Male Patron: What the hell are you doing here?
Broseph: You are again in direct violation of........(dramatic pause)........The Bro Code.
Female Patron: What does that even mean? It sounds like something a bunch of drunken frat boys made up.
Broseph: Really lady bro? The Bro Code is a sacred thing and your boy friend is in violation of it here tonight.
Male Patron: (Rolls eyes) : Oh really what did I do wrong "bro".
Broseph: You have a laundry list here bro a laundry list.
Male Patron: Well list them off then.
Theater Worker: Gentlemen I am going to ask you to please quiet down people are watching a movie here.
Broseph: Really bro? Stay out of it bro I have to teach this bro a lesson.
Male Patron: I will try my best to just ignore him sir.
Broseph: First off on the list is your choice of movie bro. A rom com? That is not something that you should accept bro.
Female Patron: That is what I wanted to see and he wanted to do something for me.
Broseph: Well it does not matter lady bro. I mean bro only a few things are acceptable for a bro to watch. First off the action movie, because of what it is. Secondly the Comic Book Movie, because everyone wants to see one of those bro.
Female Patron: I don't
Broseph: Well then I think it is time for my bro over here to drop you lady bro. The last thing it is okay to see on a date is the Horror Movie. Shit get scary and the pretty lady will be all over you to protect her bro.
Male Patron: That is just patronizing.
Broseph: Really bro? You do not want your lady on you bro?
Theater Worker: Please stop talking.
Broseph: No way bro he needs to learn.
(The theater worker leaves)
Male Patron: I am sorry this guy is just a jerk.
Broseph: Really bro? Let us talk about the other offense of the Bro Code. The eating habits. A small drink and a candy bar for each of you. Really bro?
Female Patron: That is all we wanted we just ate dinner.
Broseph: It does not matter lady bro. You see a true bro has two options for eating at the movies bro. First off drinks. Always and I mean always get the biggest drink bro. Show off that wallet bro and do not be a cheapskate bro. Then we got food only two options. You get the biggest bag of popcorn possible bro. Bigger the better when it comes to showing off. The other thing it is okay to eat is nacho's bro.
Male Patron: I am not that hungry or thirsty so I am not...
Broseph: Really bro? That is not what matter here it is showing off the cash bro.
(The theater worker is back with two other employees with him. )
Theater Worker: Sir if you will not quiet down I am going to have to ask you to leave.
Broseph: Really bro? Do you have any idea who I am bro?
Theater Worker: No.
Broseph: I am an icon bro. I am the best professional wrestler on the planet bro. I am the number one guy in GWD.
Male Patron: I just want to take the time to point this out. First you lost to Chris Crippler in a cage last show. The show before that you lost the big old tournament.
Broseph: Whatever bro that does not mean I am not the best there bro.
Male Patron: Well actually.....
Broseph: Watch out bro. You do not want any bro.
Theater worker: Sir you need to leave you are disrupting things here.
Broseph: You know what I am not going anywhere. Come At Me Bro!
( The three Theater Worker's all leap on Broseph who attempts to get away and fails. )
Broseph: Come on bro! This is not right bro.
Female Patron: Thank god he is gone.
Broseph: This is not over bro! I will be here to do my job. I am here to protect the bro code! If you violate again I will be there!
(Broseph is taken out of the building and thrown to the streets as we fade out)
Broseph: And........We........Are........Live!!
Hello everyone out there in Youtube land! It is ya boy Broseph here.
Well I have to call a spade a spade here. I lost to Chris Crippler. He was the better than me at least sort of. I mean this was my first cage match bro. You also need to know that a Bro does not do a cage match unless he is forced to bro. What is the best type of match for a bro?
Pole match bro. Put something up on a pole bro and any bro worth his bro will be on top of that shit bro.
Anyways we got another big match coming up bro. We got some sort of Grand Prix thing going on in GWD. It is basically a bunch of us peeps fighting and the person with the best win/loss record is the overall winner. What will we get? Not sure, but I am sure that I will be getting it.
Match one is against Equinox. I am have sort of been waiting on this one bro. I mean the last tournament we were both in we never got to meet. I think that you got knocked out in round one like a noob and I made it to the next round before losing to the person who actually won the tournament.
You see Equinox you and I are the two best high flyers in GWD. This is a match that the people will be talking about for years to come. When I become the greatest champion in GWD history people can look back at his one and say "That is the first of many times we saw just how great he was". I mean we know how this will end though right? You will fly. I will fly. I will come out on top and then I will go the entire tournament with a loss. It is just how shit goes here bro. Sorry not sorry.
(fade)
Male Patron: I can't believe I let you talk me into seeing this thing.
Female Patron: I know you wanted something a bit more actiony, but everyone loves a good rom com right?
Male Patron: If you say so. I mean I am doing this for you, but under protest.
Female Patron: Well at least you are here then.
(The two share a chuckle as the lights dim for the previews to start. The previews start when the man sitting in front of the two pops up. )
Broseph: Really bro?
Male Patron: Um what?
Broseph: Come on really Bro?
Male Patron: Hey, I remember you. You are the guy who interrupted the dinner date I had with my girlfriend a few weeks back.
Broseph: I told you then Bro this would never be over Bro.
Male Patron: What the hell are you doing here?
Broseph: You are again in direct violation of........(dramatic pause)........The Bro Code.
Female Patron: What does that even mean? It sounds like something a bunch of drunken frat boys made up.
Broseph: Really lady bro? The Bro Code is a sacred thing and your boy friend is in violation of it here tonight.
Male Patron: (Rolls eyes) : Oh really what did I do wrong "bro".
Broseph: You have a laundry list here bro a laundry list.
Male Patron: Well list them off then.
Theater Worker: Gentlemen I am going to ask you to please quiet down people are watching a movie here.
Broseph: Really bro? Stay out of it bro I have to teach this bro a lesson.
Male Patron: I will try my best to just ignore him sir.
Broseph: First off on the list is your choice of movie bro. A rom com? That is not something that you should accept bro.
Female Patron: That is what I wanted to see and he wanted to do something for me.
Broseph: Well it does not matter lady bro. I mean bro only a few things are acceptable for a bro to watch. First off the action movie, because of what it is. Secondly the Comic Book Movie, because everyone wants to see one of those bro.
Female Patron: I don't
Broseph: Well then I think it is time for my bro over here to drop you lady bro. The last thing it is okay to see on a date is the Horror Movie. Shit get scary and the pretty lady will be all over you to protect her bro.
Male Patron: That is just patronizing.
Broseph: Really bro? You do not want your lady on you bro?
Theater Worker: Please stop talking.
Broseph: No way bro he needs to learn.
(The theater worker leaves)
Male Patron: I am sorry this guy is just a jerk.
Broseph: Really bro? Let us talk about the other offense of the Bro Code. The eating habits. A small drink and a candy bar for each of you. Really bro?
Female Patron: That is all we wanted we just ate dinner.
Broseph: It does not matter lady bro. You see a true bro has two options for eating at the movies bro. First off drinks. Always and I mean always get the biggest drink bro. Show off that wallet bro and do not be a cheapskate bro. Then we got food only two options. You get the biggest bag of popcorn possible bro. Bigger the better when it comes to showing off. The other thing it is okay to eat is nacho's bro.
Male Patron: I am not that hungry or thirsty so I am not...
Broseph: Really bro? That is not what matter here it is showing off the cash bro.
(The theater worker is back with two other employees with him. )
Theater Worker: Sir if you will not quiet down I am going to have to ask you to leave.
Broseph: Really bro? Do you have any idea who I am bro?
Theater Worker: No.
Broseph: I am an icon bro. I am the best professional wrestler on the planet bro. I am the number one guy in GWD.
Male Patron: I just want to take the time to point this out. First you lost to Chris Crippler in a cage last show. The show before that you lost the big old tournament.
Broseph: Whatever bro that does not mean I am not the best there bro.
Male Patron: Well actually.....
Broseph: Watch out bro. You do not want any bro.
Theater worker: Sir you need to leave you are disrupting things here.
Broseph: You know what I am not going anywhere. Come At Me Bro!
( The three Theater Worker's all leap on Broseph who attempts to get away and fails. )
Broseph: Come on bro! This is not right bro.
Female Patron: Thank god he is gone.
Broseph: This is not over bro! I will be here to do my job. I am here to protect the bro code! If you violate again I will be there!
(Broseph is taken out of the building and thrown to the streets as we fade out)
Broseph: And........We........Are........Live!!
Hello everyone out there in Youtube land! It is ya boy Broseph here.
Well I have to call a spade a spade here. I lost to Chris Crippler. He was the better than me at least sort of. I mean this was my first cage match bro. You also need to know that a Bro does not do a cage match unless he is forced to bro. What is the best type of match for a bro?
Pole match bro. Put something up on a pole bro and any bro worth his bro will be on top of that shit bro.
Anyways we got another big match coming up bro. We got some sort of Grand Prix thing going on in GWD. It is basically a bunch of us peeps fighting and the person with the best win/loss record is the overall winner. What will we get? Not sure, but I am sure that I will be getting it.
Match one is against Equinox. I am have sort of been waiting on this one bro. I mean the last tournament we were both in we never got to meet. I think that you got knocked out in round one like a noob and I made it to the next round before losing to the person who actually won the tournament.
You see Equinox you and I are the two best high flyers in GWD. This is a match that the people will be talking about for years to come. When I become the greatest champion in GWD history people can look back at his one and say "That is the first of many times we saw just how great he was". I mean we know how this will end though right? You will fly. I will fly. I will come out on top and then I will go the entire tournament with a loss. It is just how shit goes here bro. Sorry not sorry.
(fade)
