Post by Adi Gold on Mar 4, 2018 20:53:40 GMT -8
It opens on a shot of the KVP Radio station. Inside we see Adi Gold picking at petals off a sun flower. She is set to appear on the number 4 hottest wrestling radio program at 9pm on Sundays in California. Of course it is Crazy Larry and Barry Mark Out.
Adi- Baldwin loves me... Baldwin loves me not. He loves me... he loves me not. He has a great body... he has a decent car. He writes for wrestling... i wrestle for fame... He loves me... he loves me not...
It zooms out further to see Adi standing in a hill like of petals. Barry, one of the radio DJs walks into her dressing room which startles Adi.
Adi- Would you mind knocking next time? Thanks.
Barry- Hey Adi. Sorry. Larry is just finishing up with his wrestling impressions... mixed with HIL-AR-IOUS fart sound effects. You'll be on in a minute. Cool?
Adi(rolling her eyes)- I guess. Let's just get this over with, can we?
Adi storms out of the room as Barry mouths "WOW" to himself as he follows her.
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Larry- LOOK AT ME! I'M MARK STORM! YOUR HERO AND MINE!! BLABBADY BLAH BLAH! (Fart sounds) I HOLD A GWD TITLE BELT!! BLAH BLAB!(More fart noises) And that was my impression of GWD superstar Mark Storm... or should I say... FART Storm!! OH MAN!
Larry laughs to himself as Adi gets settled in the booth next to Barry.
Larry- Okay ladies and germs!! (laughs) Time to Ad things up. Gold style. Because our guest tonight also works with Mark Storm in the Global Wrestling Division. She is Adi Gold. And Brady Vega better bring his A-Game to Sabotage next week because I know this little lady will. How is it going, Miss Gold??
Adi- I'm doing okay thanks. And you bet your buttocks that Brady better bring his A-Game. Brady attempted to BULLY me on social media. Twitter to be exact. After I of course knocked what little brain he had out with some golden bricks. First of all, he should be thanking me for doing that. He will never be near a piece of gold like that. Well, he will be in the ring with THIS (points to herself) piece of gold, come next weekend. But by in the ring I do mean him getting his butt kicked by me. Adi Gold! And one more thing Brady. I want you to understand something...
Larry - Sorry, Adi. We have breaking news coming in. Apparently our colleague Garry who was filming nearby at a local independent wrestling show downtown. Garry, what do you have for us?
Garry(on the phone)- Hey guys. Shocking and tragic news today. A beloved wrestling entertainer... is dead. Known to millions as "Big Bear Robert" from the "Rough Ryder Patrol", Robert Kemp was found dead in the laundry room of the gymnasium building where this wrestling indie show was taking place. Apparently he was found with a plastic bread bag over his head, surrounded by numerous disturbing drawings of naked men. Once again, Big Bear Robert Kemp, a Gulf War veteran, dead today. Back to you guys.
Larry- Wow, sad news, huh Barry?
Barry- Yea tragic really... I remember seeing him live not more than a week ago and...
Adi- Ah HEM! Excuse me. We were talking about ME! And my match at GWD Sabotage against Brady Vega... duh...
Larry- We're sorry Adi. But it's just such a heartbreaking story. But please, continue...
Adi- I'll tell you what is heartbreaking. What I will do to Brady. See me hitting him with a brick of gold was just the beginning. I am the Gold Standard. I just don't do it bold I damn well do it gold. And Mr. Vega is going to learn firsthand who I am. What i am about. And if I have to use 2 or 3 or even 4 peices of gold bricks I will knock his lights out again and...
Larry- Sorry... Adi... but we have Garry with more breaking news down town... Garry.
Adi gets frustrated.
Garry(on the phone)- An alert is in effect in the area, as authorities are now searching for ex wrestler Sleazy Ronda, ex wife of Big Bear Robert Kemp. Ronda Jones was arrested late last night, when a cavity search revealed she was in possession of 16 heroin-filled condoms. After being detained... Ronda Jones lured a customs official into an airport bathroom stall, offering sexual acts in exchange for her release. She apparently produced a razor blade from her arm cast and cut his throat straight to the spine. Ronda then escaped, and is considered extremely dangerous.
Adi can be seen tapping her nails on the desk unimpressed. As Larry and Barry look shocked.
Adi- Okay enough of this. We are here to talk about my match. My company. My GWD! Maybe the audience would care if Brady Vega was the murdered victim. I know i would care. Sure I would be a little sad I didn't get to kick his face in. But the fact is if he was murdered or killed someone, like these two nobodies, I would go to my hot tub and totally lay back and relax. But he wasn't murdered, he didn't get his throat cut to the bone. So is that good news or bad news? It's good for me, and bad for Brady. Because like I said earlier. It's my time to shine. My time to rule the ring. Brady gets bad news because he is in my way to the top. but I will crush his head on the way straight to the top. You guys just watch and see. No one cares about these bums dying and murdering. And if they do, they are as stupid and delusional as I always imagined they would be. There's only one god damn person they should care about... and you idiots are looking at her. Me. Adi Gold. And...
(Fart noise effect is played for a few seconds)
Larry(cutting her off laughing)- Haha Garry... any more news on the murder and suspects?
Adi angrily throws down her head set and storms out of the booth as Garry keeps talking.
Adi goes to her dressing room and kicks the small hill of petals. She grabs her coat and hand bag and slams the door on her way out. She rushes down the stairs and bumps into this lady holding a sharpie.
Lady- Wow! You're that Gold lady. The wrestler. Can you sign my cast?
Adi(rolls her eyes) - FINE!
Adi roughly marks A.D.I. and gives her back her marker.
Adi- You best keep that cast. Because lady, I am going straight to the top. And it all begins AGAIN at Sabotage against Vega. So hold on to that. It's gonna be worth gold someday.
Adi walks down the stairs as the lady looks up the stair case with a deranged look.
Adi hops into a cab. The driver, listening to Crazy Larry and Barry Mark Out radio show in the car. Screams can be heard from the radio show with frantic shouts of "HELP ME!" - "OH GOD!!- and of course Fart noises.
Adi- Can we change the radio station, please?
Cabby- Sure lady.
The Cars "Just What I Needed" plays as the cab drives away down the road as police cars pull up to the radio station as the scene fades out.
Adi- Baldwin loves me... Baldwin loves me not. He loves me... he loves me not. He has a great body... he has a decent car. He writes for wrestling... i wrestle for fame... He loves me... he loves me not...
It zooms out further to see Adi standing in a hill like of petals. Barry, one of the radio DJs walks into her dressing room which startles Adi.
Adi- Would you mind knocking next time? Thanks.
Barry- Hey Adi. Sorry. Larry is just finishing up with his wrestling impressions... mixed with HIL-AR-IOUS fart sound effects. You'll be on in a minute. Cool?
Adi(rolling her eyes)- I guess. Let's just get this over with, can we?
Adi storms out of the room as Barry mouths "WOW" to himself as he follows her.
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Larry- LOOK AT ME! I'M MARK STORM! YOUR HERO AND MINE!! BLABBADY BLAH BLAH! (Fart sounds) I HOLD A GWD TITLE BELT!! BLAH BLAB!(More fart noises) And that was my impression of GWD superstar Mark Storm... or should I say... FART Storm!! OH MAN!
Larry laughs to himself as Adi gets settled in the booth next to Barry.
Larry- Okay ladies and germs!! (laughs) Time to Ad things up. Gold style. Because our guest tonight also works with Mark Storm in the Global Wrestling Division. She is Adi Gold. And Brady Vega better bring his A-Game to Sabotage next week because I know this little lady will. How is it going, Miss Gold??
Adi- I'm doing okay thanks. And you bet your buttocks that Brady better bring his A-Game. Brady attempted to BULLY me on social media. Twitter to be exact. After I of course knocked what little brain he had out with some golden bricks. First of all, he should be thanking me for doing that. He will never be near a piece of gold like that. Well, he will be in the ring with THIS (points to herself) piece of gold, come next weekend. But by in the ring I do mean him getting his butt kicked by me. Adi Gold! And one more thing Brady. I want you to understand something...
Larry - Sorry, Adi. We have breaking news coming in. Apparently our colleague Garry who was filming nearby at a local independent wrestling show downtown. Garry, what do you have for us?
Garry(on the phone)- Hey guys. Shocking and tragic news today. A beloved wrestling entertainer... is dead. Known to millions as "Big Bear Robert" from the "Rough Ryder Patrol", Robert Kemp was found dead in the laundry room of the gymnasium building where this wrestling indie show was taking place. Apparently he was found with a plastic bread bag over his head, surrounded by numerous disturbing drawings of naked men. Once again, Big Bear Robert Kemp, a Gulf War veteran, dead today. Back to you guys.
Larry- Wow, sad news, huh Barry?
Barry- Yea tragic really... I remember seeing him live not more than a week ago and...
Adi- Ah HEM! Excuse me. We were talking about ME! And my match at GWD Sabotage against Brady Vega... duh...
Larry- We're sorry Adi. But it's just such a heartbreaking story. But please, continue...
Adi- I'll tell you what is heartbreaking. What I will do to Brady. See me hitting him with a brick of gold was just the beginning. I am the Gold Standard. I just don't do it bold I damn well do it gold. And Mr. Vega is going to learn firsthand who I am. What i am about. And if I have to use 2 or 3 or even 4 peices of gold bricks I will knock his lights out again and...
Larry- Sorry... Adi... but we have Garry with more breaking news down town... Garry.
Adi gets frustrated.
Garry(on the phone)- An alert is in effect in the area, as authorities are now searching for ex wrestler Sleazy Ronda, ex wife of Big Bear Robert Kemp. Ronda Jones was arrested late last night, when a cavity search revealed she was in possession of 16 heroin-filled condoms. After being detained... Ronda Jones lured a customs official into an airport bathroom stall, offering sexual acts in exchange for her release. She apparently produced a razor blade from her arm cast and cut his throat straight to the spine. Ronda then escaped, and is considered extremely dangerous.
Adi can be seen tapping her nails on the desk unimpressed. As Larry and Barry look shocked.
Adi- Okay enough of this. We are here to talk about my match. My company. My GWD! Maybe the audience would care if Brady Vega was the murdered victim. I know i would care. Sure I would be a little sad I didn't get to kick his face in. But the fact is if he was murdered or killed someone, like these two nobodies, I would go to my hot tub and totally lay back and relax. But he wasn't murdered, he didn't get his throat cut to the bone. So is that good news or bad news? It's good for me, and bad for Brady. Because like I said earlier. It's my time to shine. My time to rule the ring. Brady gets bad news because he is in my way to the top. but I will crush his head on the way straight to the top. You guys just watch and see. No one cares about these bums dying and murdering. And if they do, they are as stupid and delusional as I always imagined they would be. There's only one god damn person they should care about... and you idiots are looking at her. Me. Adi Gold. And...
(Fart noise effect is played for a few seconds)
Larry(cutting her off laughing)- Haha Garry... any more news on the murder and suspects?
Adi angrily throws down her head set and storms out of the booth as Garry keeps talking.
Adi goes to her dressing room and kicks the small hill of petals. She grabs her coat and hand bag and slams the door on her way out. She rushes down the stairs and bumps into this lady holding a sharpie.
Lady- Wow! You're that Gold lady. The wrestler. Can you sign my cast?
Adi(rolls her eyes) - FINE!
Adi roughly marks A.D.I. and gives her back her marker.
Adi- You best keep that cast. Because lady, I am going straight to the top. And it all begins AGAIN at Sabotage against Vega. So hold on to that. It's gonna be worth gold someday.
Adi walks down the stairs as the lady looks up the stair case with a deranged look.
Adi hops into a cab. The driver, listening to Crazy Larry and Barry Mark Out radio show in the car. Screams can be heard from the radio show with frantic shouts of "HELP ME!" - "OH GOD!!- and of course Fart noises.
Adi- Can we change the radio station, please?
Cabby- Sure lady.
The Cars "Just What I Needed" plays as the cab drives away down the road as police cars pull up to the radio station as the scene fades out.
