Post by CWD Staff on Jul 2, 2018 12:06:47 GMT -8
JULY 11, 2018
Hollywood, CA.
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We fade in to an alley with bright yellow caution tape preventing anyone from entering or exiting. A back door that reads, CWD EMPLOYEES ONLY is propped open by a large brick and Mr. Roerich and Jack Callahan are standing in front of a large burned surface. A side of the CWD Warehouse that contained all CWD extra merchandise storage and posters is all burned up and damaged. Mr. Roerich has a look of desperation on his face.
MR. ROERICH: What is happening? I’m losing all control. Salvation backed out of a contract and I don’t even want to take legal action for fear of consequence. Britney and Kendrick are now complaining the size of their hotel rooms. Really Jack, do feather pillows make a difference over cotton?
JACK CALLAHAN: I am not sure, Mr Roerich.
Mr. Roerich sifts through the rubble.
MR. ROERICH: Some people may not get paid this week. This is not good. What has happened here Jack? I need your help.
JACK CALLAHAN: I'm on it sir. I'll do a little investigating myself.
Sullivan Aimes arrives as expected with a microphone in hand.
SULLIVAN AIMES: Excuse me, Can I get a wor--
Jack Callahan steps up and grabs the microphone from him. Aimed watches with fright as Callahan orders him and the camera crew away from the area.
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A stretch limo pulls up to the warehouse and a driver steps out to open the door for the passengers. Out first is Shoju Kota and shortly after the newly crowned Hollywood Honors Champion, Britney Anders is all smiles with Kendrick Kross stepping out immediately after her. The boos of the fans can be heard as the Upper Echelon make their way into the building.
MINX: There they go, the hottest duo in the business.
ASTIN: Total understatement. That is the reason CWD can keep their lights on.
MINX: Stop it.
ASTIN: I will not. CWD is nothing without Britney Anders and Kendrick Kross on their roster.
BRITNEY ANDERS: Eww it stinks in here!
They continue through the corridors toward their locker room.
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Ethan Roerich is busy in his office, probably stressing about who the arsonist is, when all of sudden, there’s a knock on his office door.
However, before he can react, the door is blasted open by a battering ram!
ETHAN ROERICH: Generic “what the hell’s going on?!” comment you can edit
Moments later, the wielder of the battering ram is revealed: Hide “Deathwish” Yamazaki! He has a wild look in his eyes and his tongue hangs out of his mouth like the animal he is. He throws the weapon to the ground, then locks eyes with his boss. He advances on him, stopping right in front of the desk, slamming his chains on top, which makes a mess of any paperwork atop it.
ETHAN ROERICH: Generic “what’s the meaning of this interruption?!” comment you can edit
Hide responds by slamming his hands on the desk as if appalled at his boss’ “audacity”. They lock eyes for what feels like an eternity, when Hide stands up straight, pulls out a note from his jean shorts pocket, and hands it to Roerich.
“Dear Good Mr. Roerich,
I’ve asked Yamazaki to be on his best behaviour when coming to see you, so please let me know he was a good boy.
Anyway, things didn’t go our way at The Bash, but not to worry. We’re not scheduled to compete today, but we fully plan on making you proud. Just stay tuned later on tonight.
Regards,
You Know Who”
I’ve asked Yamazaki to be on his best behaviour when coming to see you, so please let me know he was a good boy.
Anyway, things didn’t go our way at The Bash, but not to worry. We’re not scheduled to compete today, but we fully plan on making you proud. Just stay tuned later on tonight.
Regards,
You Know Who”
ETHAN ROERICH: Generic “What’s going to happen to further my stress tonight?”
Hide just shrugs and walks out.
Moments later, he returns to pick up his battering ram.
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[- IMMORTAL KINGDOM CROWN QUALIFIER -]
Anaquin Adams -vs- Troy Maddox
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DING DING DING![- IMMORTAL KINGDOM CROWN QUALIFIER -]
Anaquin Adams -vs- Troy Maddox
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Troy Maddox and the Universal Superstar meet in the middle of the ring with Troy standing about half a foot taller than her, looking down at her. Anaquin, for her part, shows no signs of fear or being intimidated. Anaquin grabs Troy's wrist and twists it quickly, catching the Hollywood Honors finalist by surprise as he quickly looks for a counter, but there are none available. The smaller wrestler twists the hold even more which brings Troy to his knee, screaming out in pain.
ASTIN: Anaquin Adams has been impressive so far, but you have to know that Troy Maddox hasn't even got started. He was a finalist in Hollywood Honors for a reason.
MINX: No doubt about it, Maddox is one of the toughest wrestlers that we have to offer, but Anaquin is showing everyone that size doesn't always matter.
ASTIN: It doesn't?
MINX: Focus on the match.
Troy manages to stand to his feet and clotheslines Anaquin, breaking the torque on the wrist. Troy lifts her up aggressively and whips her into the ropes. When Adams bounces off the ropes and makes it back to him, Maddox hits a high impact powerslam that rattles the ring and takes the air out of his opponent. A pinfall attempt was made but Anaquin kicks out at two.
ASTIN: Troy Maddox is right back in the match now.
Anaquin kicks at Troy to try to create some space but Maddox avoids it and drops an elbow onto the chest of the fallen Universal Superstar. He goes for another pinfall.
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MINX: Anaquin Adams won't go down that easily!
Troy yanks Adams up by her hair this time but she fires back with a pair of forearms to the chest that rock the Devil's Angel. Anaquin then hits a running high knee that stumbles Troy back into the corner. Anaquin stays on the attack, running over and mounting Maddox. She hits ten consecutive punches to the head before hopping down from the turnbuckle as Troy stumbles forward. Anaquin then takes him down with a flatliner. She goes for a cover.
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Anaquin doesn't waste any time as she stands up and spots Troy still down on the mat. She looks at the ropes and a fire lights in her eyes. She runs to the ropes and hits a perfectly executed springboard moonsault onto Troy Maddox and goes for another pin.
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MINX: Look at Anaquin, she can't believe it! She thought she had it there.
ASTIN: This match has been amazing. Both of these two are making a case to advance in the rankings and future championship contention.
Anaquin waits for Troy to get up, anxiously. She stomps the mat getting the fans off their feet. The Devil's Angel finally stumbles up and Anaquin goes for her Tornado back fist but Troy sidesteps it. When Anaquin turns back around to face him, the slim six plus footer leaps into the air and drills Adams down with a hurricanrana. Troy hops to his feet, worked up as he points down at her and taunts her.
ASTIN: Troy Maddox has just found his confidence with that spark of energy there.
MINX: These two are so evenly matched, despite having differing styles. But look, Anaquin is already getting back to her feet!
Troy waves her on and as Anaquin makes it back to her feet, Troy attempts to slice her down with a spinning heel kick but she ducks it and then hits a dropkick to Troy's chest. Maddox stumbles back and bounces off the ropes. Adams goes for a second dropkick but Troy bats her down to the mat. She stands back up only to be taken down by a spinning heel kick that finds its mark this time. A cover is made.
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KICKOUT!
Troy Maddox smacks the mat in frustration and shouts out 'come on, stay down!'.
MINX: Troy has to stay focused here. If he continues showing his frustration, Anaquin will feed off of that and steal this one from him.
ASTIN: Steal it? She's been toe to toe with him the entire time. This is still very much anyone's match!
Anaquin Adams catches Troy Maddox off guard and lands a tornado spinning backfist that leaves Maddox reeling. She pulls him into a grapple and slams him via a flatliner before transitioning into a double arm stretch! Maddox fights as long as he can but in the end he is forced to tap out.
DING! DING! DING!
LYOTO SILVA: Here is your winner, Anaquin Adams!
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[- CALIFORNIA REPUBLIC DIVISION MATCH -]
Team A.T.A.R.I. -vs- the Fempire
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DING! DING! DING!
[- CALIFORNIA REPUBLIC DIVISION MATCH -]
Team A.T.A.R.I. -vs- the Fempire
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DING! DING! DING!
The match begins with Mischa Killings and 2600 locking up in the center of the ring. 2600 transitons into a side headlock, keeping the upper hand and staying the aggressor. Mischa Killings shoves 2600 into the ring ropes and lands a stiff jab to the midsection before connecting with a step up knee strike to the face. Mischa slingshots into the ring ropes and upon her return is taken down by a headscissors from 2600.
COMMENTATOR:
COMMENTATOR:
2600 rolls out of the ring and we find him standing on the ring apron awaiting Mischa. She stumbles in his direction and 2600 lands a springboard blockbuster. 2600 tags in 7800 and 7800 lands a springboard frog splash onto Mischa. 7800 hooks the leg,
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COMMENTATOR:
COMMENTATOR:
7800 throws Mischa into the corner and tags in 2600 and the two work a double team on Mischa in the corner. Jazmin Davis steps between the ropes and Team ATARI place their focus on Davis, landing a double standing missle dropkick before turning back to focus on Mischa Killings. 7800 stays in the ring, slamming Mischa via a scoop slam before 2600 flies from the top rope and lands a leg drop. 7800 exits and 2600 makes the cover,
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Davis flies in and breaks up the pin attempt, only to be forced out of the ring by the official.
COMMENTATOR:
COMMENTATOR:
Mischa Killings pulls 2600 into a roll up pin,
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Both competitors make it to their feet quickly. Mischa ducks under the strike from 2600 and connects with a jumping calf kick that leaves 2600 lying on the canvas next to her.
COMMENTATOR: Mischa has gotten better and better with each match. Right now though, she needs to tag in Jazmin Davis.
COMMENTATOR: The second generation star is trying to get the crowd behind her.
Mischa reaches the corner and makes the tag. Davis steps in and battles with 2600 immediately, keeping him away from his corner. She slams 2600 via a double underhook suplex and makes a cover,
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COMMENTATOR:
COMMENTATOR:
Davis throws 2600 into the ring ropes and catches him with a drop toe hold before transitioning into an ankle lock. 2600 squirms around in pain before rolling over and grabbing hold of the ring ropes. Davis releases him and instead punches 2600 before guiding him to his feet and throwing him into the ring ropes. Davis doubles over and 2600 front flips over her and hurries over to tag in 7800.
COMMENTATOR:
COMMENTATOR:
The crowd pops and 7800 and Jazmin Davis lock up in the center of the ring. 7800 takes down Davis via a dragon whip and Davis responds with a quick short arm lariat. Davis goes for an elbow drop but 7800 rolls out of the way, leaving Davis to have a battle with the canvas. 7800 is nailed by a running yakuza kick from Mischa before 2600 flies in and lands a crossbody onto Mischa.
7800 has Mischa Killings in the center of the ring with a figure 4 locked in. Killings fights for the ring ropes and is on the verge of tapping out but Jazmin Davis flies in and stomps on 7800’s chest, forcing him to relinquish the hold.
MINX: Davis flies in just in time! Mischa was nearly about to give up.
ASTIN: But she didn’t. The Fempire doesn’t quit and neither will Mischa. It’s facts.
MINX: Yeah, factuals for sure.
2600 attempts a dropkick but Jazmin Davis side steps it and delivers a samoan drop to 2600 once he makes it back to his feet. Mischa ducks the clothesline attempt from 7800 and instead, Mischa returns, connecting with a yakuza kick to the face while Davis sweeps 7800’s legs out from beneath him, both creating a high-low doble team move. Mischa makes the cover on 7800,
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MINX: 2600 makes the save!
ASTIN: Where did he come from?
2600 attempts a neckbreaker but Davis breaks free and instead shoves 2600 into the ring ropes. Davis executes a drop toe hold and Killings flies in with a basement dropkick to the face.
MINX: These two are firing on all cylinders right now.
Mischa and Jazmin turn their focus to 7800 in the corner and pummel him with punches and kicks. Davis hoists 7800 onto th top rope before stepping onto the middle rope and setting up for a superplex. 2600 tries sprinting along the top ring rope but is knocked off by a missledropkick from Mischa Killings that sends him to the outside. Davis flips 7800 from the top rope, attempting a super plex but 7800 instead lands onto Mischa shoulders and sends her flying into Davis via a hurricanrana. Mischa ends up in Davis’ clutches and 7800 performs a neckbreaker onto Davis causing Davis to plant Mischa with a ddt in the process. 7800 takes to the air shortly after, landing a swanton bomb ono Mischa Killings before making the cover.
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7800 dodges the attack from Jazmin Davis and clotheslines her to the outside. MIscha rises to her feet, stunned, and 7800 uses the GTS to put MIscha down before making the cover,
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DING! DING! DING!
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Johnny Bonecrusher walks out from beyond the gorilla position as the last person in the match is leaving the ring.
MINX: Ugh…
ASTIN: Oh hey, it looks like we’re being joined by The #1 Hit-Maker himself outside of him scoping out the talent!
MINX: I’m convinced he’s just looking for a free ride here in Cali.
ASTIN: Sssshhh!
MINX: ……...don’t shush me…
Johnny enters the ring and inaudibly asks Lyoto for the mic who acquiesces.
JOHNNY BONECRUSHER: Let… me make ONE THING-
Some fans shout back, “PERFECTLY CLEAR!!!” Johnny points into the crowd.
JOHNNY BONECRUSHER: Yeah, that. Tonight, the long wait is over. Tonight, I’ve finally… FINALLY made my decision!
The fans pop for this announcement.
ASTIN: It’s been a long road, but I have a good feeling it’s going to pay off right now!
MINX: How did they know what he was going to say?
JOHNNY BONECRUSHER: Now this was an EXTREMELY tough decision to make, because as I’ve said plenty of times in the past, the talent here in the California Wrestling Division is top-notch!
The fans pop again.
JOHNNY BONECRUSHER: But one person back there, one man - or woman for that matter - was just that much better than everyone else. And not only that, their potential for greatness is uncontested, their minds are open to the wealth of knowledge I plan on filling them with, and let me tell you folks, limitless potential beats out some of these guys who’ve already maxed out and have no further room for growth.
ASTIN: It’s gotta be one of the younger up-and-comers around here!
MINX: Yeah, that’s it…
JOHNNY BONECRUSHER: But that’s enough out of me: without further ado, allow me the honour and privilege to introduce to you the NEWEST member of Team Johnny-
The lights go out in the arena as Johnny’s mic is cut. A golden spotlight shines down at the entrance ramp upon what looks to be a man wearing a blue mask and covered in a glittering golden robe kneeling on the ground. The beautiful sounds of what must be a choir of angels blasts through the P.A. system.
CHOIR OF ANGELS: Bahhhhhhhhhh…..Bahhhhhhhh….Bahhhhhhhh….
The figure suddenly stands up, his head still facing down to the ground, his robe settling majestically at this feet.
CHOIR OF ANGELS: BUUUUH DUHHHHHHHHH!
The figure turns in place as the choir of angels continues to sing the timpani part of Thus Spake Zarathustra
CHOIR OF ANGELS: BUM bum BUM bum BUM bum BUM bum BUM
The figure face back to the front as the choir sings the main frain again.
CHOIR OF ANGELS: Bahhhhhh….bahhhhh…..BAHHHHHHH
The figure tosses his head back and throws his arms out wide, his cape parting to show an incredible physique of hairy flab that was no doubt built by a lifetime of chicken wing eating contests.
CHOIR OF ANGELS: BAHHHHHHHH DAHHHHHHHHHH!
He turns a slow circle so that every eye in the audience can take in his majesty. He then slowly makes his way down the aisle as the choir of angels sings his coming in a way befitting his overall and overwhelming awesomeness. When he finally gets to the ring, takes a microphone from the announcers table, sorta oozes himself through the ropes, and stands before Johnny.
GENERIC HEEL: Thank you for that introduction, Johnny! Now, if you will kindly shut your trap, I want to take a moment to show all the women in the CWD audience just how GREAT I am!
He turns away from Johnny and to the audience.
GENERIC HEEL: Okay, monkey in the back! Hit my SECOND music!
“The Stripper” begins to play as Generic Heel spends an exhausting amount of time feeling up and down his gross yet oddly enticing body, swiveling his hips, and flinging his sweat out to the girls in the front row. When the song finally finishes, he turns back to Johnny.
GENERIC HEEL: Now, as you were saying?
Johnny’s jaw goes slack. All he can do is just point at the ostentatious man. He looks to the crowd as he points at him.
JOHNNY BONECRUSHER: I- I just- I, uh- You- What- Just WHAT-
GENERIC HEEL: I, the Generic Heel, the single MOST sexually advanced creature in ALL creation, am HERE in-
Generic Heel looks at his arm where words were clearly hastily scribbled.
GENERIC HEEL: -the California Wrestling Division, to help out my GREATEST student to EVER be put through the paces of the Generic School of Wrestling, and be his main man, RIGHT HERE in-
He looks at his other arm.
GENERIC HEEL: -Hollywood, California!
The fans boo the blatant disrespect.
ASTIN: Is this really the man that Johnny Bonecrusher picked to manage?!
Johnny slowly runs his hand over his forehead and down his chin. He is visibly unable to deal.
JOHNNY BONECRUSHER: Ahhhh… to say that I’m a little confused is an understatement-
GENERIC HEEL: And let me make one thing GENERICALLY CLEAR! There will be NO better team than the people in this ring right now. NO ONE can beat THIS duo! Not that random blonde Brittany, not that demon chick, not even whoever set that fire last week. Together, Johnny Bonecrusher and the Generic Heel are unstoppable!
Generic Heel thrusts his hand out to Johnny.
GENERIC HEEL: Put ‘er there, Buddy!
The fans continue to boo and shout out various versions of “Don’t do it!!”
MINX: This might wind up being the smartest thing that leech has done for the CWD!
ASTIN: Oh, please!
Johnny’s confused look is furrowing his brow to the point of him experiencing pain. He looks down at Generic Heel’s hand, and then looks to the crowd once more. He closes his eyes as he rubs his temple and exhales deeply. Finally he slowly raises the mic back to his lips.
JOHNNY BONECRUSHER: What…. cardinal sin did I commit to have you come on out he-NO! NO you are not my latest acquisition, you won’t even be my LAST acquisition if I lived to be 100! And the fans out here tonight can trust and beliiiiieve that you had nothing - and I mean absolutely NO-THIIIING to do with the man I am today!
The fans go buck wild!
ASTIN: Obviously this wasn’t going to go the way Mr. Heel wanted it to!
MINX: And, Johnny continues to get paychecks for doing absolutely nothing!
JOHNNY BONECRUSHER: And-
Johnny looks at the watch on his wrist that isn’t actually there because who wears watches anymore?
JOHNNY BONECRUSHER: And, you’ve managed to waste enough of my ring time that I can’t even announce who it was I REALLY was going to take under my wing! Great! Thanks a lot!
The fans boo out of disappointment. Johnny points at Generic Heel.
JOHNNY BONECRUSHER: Yeah! Boo! What a great in-ring debut in the California Wrestling Division for you! Go you! You good for nothing- ahhhh!!
Johnny then storms off, leaving Generic Heel in the ring.
Still in the ring, Generic Heel stares in disbelief but quickly gathers himself.
GENERIC HEEL: Oh, that Johnny! Such a kidder! Why, I haven't heard a joke so funny since the Stomper told that tale about the Briscoe Kid in the Omni back in ‘97!
He puts his hand to his ear, listening to the crowd.
GENERIC HEEL: What? What's that? You want me to dance more?
The crowd boos mightily, as well as a loud chant of “Put your shirt on!” breaks out.
GENERIC HEEL: Well, if you insist! Hit my music, tech monkey in the back!
Unfortunately for those in attendance, “The Stripper” starts up again and Generic Heels hands start to caress his flab once more. Thankfully for those watching at home, the camera takes this time to go ANYWHERE else.
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[- CWD HOLLYWOOD HONORS CHAMPIONSHIP -]
Talia Areano -vs- Britney Anders©
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[- CWD HOLLYWOOD HONORS CHAMPIONSHIP -]
Talia Areano -vs- Britney Anders©
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DING! DING! DING!
We begin with Talia Areano taking down the champion via a drop toe hold in the early going and Areano transitions to a side headlock almost immediately. Anders fights back, making it to her feet while still in the side headlock. The Champion attempts to shove Talia Areano forward but Talia blocks the attempt and only applie more pressure to the side headlock. Britney refuses to quit and instead slams Talia Areano via a belly to back suplex.
MINX: These two up and comers in CWD are laying it all out there tonight.
Britney attacks, immediately landing a knee drop to the forehead before making the first official pin attempt,
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ASTIN: Britney is so tough. Did you see how Max Danger assaulted her and she is still here tonight?
MINX: Quit it.
Talia Areano throws the shoulder up and fights back without a drop of hesitation. They two competitors exchange punche until Areano gets the upper hand and begins landing big slapping chops with even bigger and even louder echoes. Talia throws Britney Anders into the ring ropes and brings her down via a head scissors. The champion hobbles to her feet on wobbly legs and the challenger lifts Anders off the mat only to use a manhattan drop to leave her momentarily stunned before connecting with a step up enziguri kick to the face!
Talia Areano makes the cover,
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Areano guides Anders to her feet before using an irish whip to send her to the corner. Areano charges forward but Anders blocks her strike before lifting her and tossing her over the top rope. Areano lands on the ring apron with both feet and the champion lands a big kick to the face that knocks the champion off the apron and Areano takes a huge leap over the top rope shortly after landing a corkscrew body plancha onto Britney Anders.
MINX: Talia Areano of the Fempire, is certainly giving Britney Anders a run for her money.
ASTIN: The match isn't over yet. Britney will overcome. She always does.
Anders tries getting away from Areano, but Areano gets a handful of her hair and tosses Anders back into the ring before stepping onto the ring apron herself. Areano executes a springboard and during her attempt to connect with a crossbody she falls victim to a standing missle dropkick to the midsection from the Champion. With Areano down, Anders makes a pin attempt,
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Britney gets angered and pulls Areano to her feet quickly and places her in a front grapple. Areano lands on her feet after a vertical suplex attempt and quickly transitions the champion into a reverse neckbreaker! Areano makes the cover on Britney,
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Britney sits up and Anders delivers multiple kicks to the chest, knocking the champion down every attempt she makes to rise. Finally Areano slingshots herself into the ropes and upon her return she and everyone else is taken by surprise when Britney Anders leaps to her feet, showing great athleticism, and performs a textbook hurricanrana onto her challenger. With Anders still mounted atop Talia, Britney hooks the leg,
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Britney hops to her feet first, smiling and taunting the crowd before turning to Talia and taunting her. She mouths, "I can lucha too!" And her words infuriate Talia as Talia doesn't waste a second and immediately connects with a superkick.
MINX: That should keep her quiet for the time being.
ASTIN: You clearly don't know Britney.
Talia Areano leaps onto Britney and performs a textbook wheel barrel victory roll. The ref counts,
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...KICKOUT!...
Anders kicks her way to freedom and attempts a running crossbody but Talia dodges it and Anders basically hits a splash onto the canvas. The Champ rolls around in pain, favoring her abdomen.
ASTIN: Oh no. She may have a broken rib. The ring is unforgiving, that's for sure.
MINX: This is Talia Areano's opportunity, she must finish her.
Talia Areano throws Anders against the ring cables, via the irish whip. The champ bounces back and gets slammed to the canvas via a flap jack, inflicting more pain to already seemingly injured midsection. Talia Areano makes a cover,
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...2!...
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ASTIN: Britney won't quit!
MINX: She should.
ASTIN: Are you insane? She's worked so hard to get here.
MINX: She has cheated.
ASTIN: She has a bounty on her head.
Talia throws the champ into the corner and Britney's body slams against the turnbuckle, forcing the ropes to shake. Talia sprints forward and smashes into the turnbuckle herself, after Britney steps to the side. Brintey shoves Talia in the back and Talia falls face first into the corner again, this time smashing her face into the middle turnbuckle before falling to the canvas.
Britney sprints forward and kicks Talia Areano in the face. The boos seem to give Britney life as she basks in their hatred a moment before digging her nails into Talia's face.
ASTIN: She's checking for plastic.
MINX: Stop it.
ASTIN: I've wondered if Talia is really beautiful.
MINX: Do you ever think before you speak?
ASTIN: More than others.
Britney leaps into the air and stomps on the back of Areano's head, causing her face to smash into the canvas. Britney makes a cover with Talia Areano in a daze,
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...2!...
...KICKOUT!...
Areano uses all her strength to kick out, but still she looks to be in a daze. Britney argues with the official about the speed of his count while Talia Areano lay on her back staring at the ceiling lights.
ASTIN: Talia Areano is on dream street right now.
MINX: She's seeing itty bitty tweety birds right now.
Britney steps away from the ref and pulls Talia Areano to her feet. Talia shoves Britney backward, causing her to slingshot out of the ring ropes. Anders returns and connects with a running cross body. Britney makes the cover,
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...KICKOUT!...
MINX: There is no quit in Talia Areano. She's been through tougher battles.
ASTIN: She is known for her in ring ability.
Britney finishes taunting the crowd and turns right into a spear from Talia out of nowhere! The fans stop booing and erupt with cheers. With Talia and Britney both down, this match could go in anyones favor.
MINX: Britney is first to her feet.
ASTIN: Make the cover Brit.
Anders pulls Talia to her feet and attempts her finisher but Talia Areano blocks it and then reverses it into the slice bread 2!
ASTIN: NO WAY!
MINX: Slice of Heaven! Slice of Heaven!
Talia Areano makes the cover, the fans count along with the official,
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DING! DING! DING!
LYOTO SILVA: HER IS YOUR WINNER BY PINFALL... AND THE NEEEEWWW CWD HOLLYWOOD HONORS CHAMPION.....TALIAAA AREAANNOOO!!!
The crowd roars for Talia Areano as she rises to her feet and is awarded the championship belt by the referee. Her fellow fempire members rush to ringside to celebrate with her.
ASTIN: I don't believe this.
MINX: I can. It was bound to happen at some point in time.
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ASTIN: HOLY HELL!
The California Heritage champion flies through a door, knocking it off the hinges and then crashes against the floor.
MINX: Oh my gosh! That’s deathwish!
Hide Yamazaki stands tall while watching Equinox crawl out of the rubble.
ASTIN: I think they are coming our way!
Yamazaki grabs Equinox by the hair and guides him through gorilla position and through the curtain. Both men scratch and claw the entire way.
MINX: They most certainly are.
Equinox lands a stiff jab but Yamazaki eats it and hits the champion with a powerful clothesline.
MINX: What is he doing? He has nothing to do with Equinox.
ASTIN: Apparently he does.
Deathwish throws Equinox into the guard rail and pummels him with punches while the fans boo him.
MINX: Oh my goodness. Yamazaki is a force.
ASTIN: He’s a killing machine. Finely tuned at that.
MINX: We need some help out here.
Deathwish throws the High Spot Hero into the ring and follows after him. The champion quickly bounces back, landing a basement dropkick to the side of the head before landing knife edge chops to Deathwish, who is fighting to climb to his feet. Equinox uses the irish whip to use Deathwish’s momentum and wait against him and slam him down via a spinebuster!
MINX: Don’t count out the California Heritage champion so soon!
ASTIN: He’s not going to give up that’s for damn sure.
Equinox stalks Deathwish as he rises to his feet.
MINX: Deathwish has made his choice for a target!
Deathwish lifts Equinox off the mat and slams him down via the high angle belly to belly suplex.
MINX: He may be broken in half!
Deathwish removes a card from within his wrestling trunks and places it on the champions chest before grabbing the California Heritage Championship and raising it into the air above his head. The crowd rains down the boos on Yamazaki who stands in the center of the ring looking larger than life.
FADE TO BLACK.
