Post by Britney Anders on Dec 1, 2017 20:54:00 GMT -8
Almost out of a movie was a beautiful room with white marble floors and glass cases. Many of the cases had different forms of dolls. From porcelain, to antique, to custom styled dolls, the room was home to many. Inside the room was one of GWD’s newest signee’s, Britney Anders. Anders wears a smile as she taps her fingertips on one of the cases in front of her.
Britney Anders:
“Welcome to the dollhouse.”
With a laugh, the twenty three year old saunters around the glass display case before turning to the camera.
Britney Anders:
“It would be a bit rude if I didn’t introduce myself, wouldn’t it? Well if you were able to read, clearly you would know who I am.”
Britney runs her finger under the hashtag on her shirt that reads #TheLivingDoll.
Britney Anders:
“I’m Britney Anders also known as The Living Doll. Why am I a living doll? Because unlike you guys watching at home, I actually have a face and body built for tv. Aww, was that mean?”
She shakes her head and continues around an empty glass case before stopping directly in front of a case with two dolls in it. One doll looks beat up, rough around the edges, and nearly ready for the garbage can because of the wear and tear. The other doll is much smaller in comparison, but unlike the beat up doll, this one is in pristine condition.
Britney Anders:
“December eighth is a big day and Los Angeles California is a big location. Why? Because on December eighth, Global Wrestling Division will host it’s first ever event, and in that event is the first round of the Out For Justice Invitational. The invitational will host up to eight wrestlers, and only one can ultimately walk away the winner and the first ever American Justice champion. Spoiler alert. Stop the video now if you don’t want to know who the first champion will be.”
The video pauses with a giant red #SPOILERALERT logo taking over the screen. The logo fills the screen for ten seconds before the video continues to play.
Britney Anders:
“The first American Justice champion will be me, Britney Anders, but in order to even make it to the finals, I have to give a makeover to two very different doll’s. Let’s pull one of them out of the case now.”
Britney opens the glass display case and reaches inside, pulling out the old, beat up doll. It has wrestling championships hanging off of it.
Britney Anders:
“This one reminds me of one of my opponents on December eighth, that would be the geezer himself, Chris Crippler.”
Brit makes a disgusted face as she sits the doll on a small table next to her.
Britney Anders:
“Chris Crippler is someone who had his first wrestling match thirteen years before I was even born. Rumor has it when he breathes, it isn’t air that escapes his lungs, it’s actually dust because of how old he is.”
The young woman laughs heartily as she then picks the doll up again and turns it around, examining all angles of it before dropping it on the table.
Britney Anders:
“What kind of makeover does Crippler need? Okay, he needs a time machine because he’s super old, but what else? First, he needs to work on his social skills. Can you believe this senior citizen was up past his seven o clock bedtime on Twitter one night, telling me to talk nicely to him? Chris, Christopher...Mister Crippler, how about no? You aren’t the one dictating things here, I am. Here’s how this works, I’m going to be faster than you so good luck catching me to perform one of those old school moves on me. Second, this is a triple threat match, meaning the smartest, most crafty wrestler has the best chance of winning and clearly I’m smarter than you if you’re still wrestling when your best days are well behind you. I almost feel bad about what awaits you in our match...ALMOST.”
She picks the doll up one more time and tosses it into a trash can that was sitting next to the table.
Britney Anders:
“I’m tired of looking at that ugly, broken down thing. Let’s see the other doll.”
She opens the case once more and this time pulls out the miniature doll.
Britney Anders:
“This one looks like it isn’t tall enough to ride the kiddie rides an an amusement park.”
Anders chuckles and sits the doll down on the table.
Britney Anders:
“Some would call this fun size, but so far he’s been boring so that option is out the window. He calls himself ‘compact’ and that reminds me of a trash compactor, so I guess that actually fits.”
Wearing a grin, she continues.
Britney Anders:
“This one is too easy. The second Chris in this match is Chris Compact, someone who claims to be a Pint Sized Punisher, but the Punisher is actually getting people excited, isn’t it? The Netflix show? This Pint Sized version is like the generic version that wouldn’t even make it to the Crackle app that has nothing good on it ever. Seriously, what do you punish? My eyeballs because of how hard you are to look at? I mean talk about a face only a mother could love.”
She picks the doll up and tosses it in the trash can along with the first doll.
Britney Anders:
“Those dolls can’t compare to The Living Doll of professional wrestling, me. Crippler is too beat up from his years of wrestling that he probably doesn’t know if he’s coming or going anymore at this stage in his career. And Chris Compact won’t be able to reach my face to throw a punch at me.”
She laughs again, clearly enjoying herself.
Britney Anders:
“Okay, that might be an exaggeration, but Compact is going to come into our match with something to prove, isn’t that called Little Man’s Syndrome? The problem for him is I refuse to be anyone’s example.”
Britney picks the trash can up and walks outside of the ‘Dollhouse’. She reaches into the back pocket of her jeans and pulls out a tiny bottle of lighter fluid, dousing the dolls inside of the trash can. She then drops the lighter fluid bottle into the can as well.
Britney Anders:
“This is a triple threat match, where only one of us need to score a pinfall or submission to earn a victory. Does anyone think that Chris Crippler is going to be fast enough to knock both of us down and then pin one of us? What about Chris Compact? Does anyone think he has what it takes physically to put me or Crippler down? I’ll answer both questions with one answer...NO! The sad reality for you boys is that no matter which of the two of you I pin, you both will be walking out LOSERS at the end of the night. I’m Out For Justice, and the only form of justice that will prevail at GWD’s debut event is when The Living Doll walks out victorious. Oh, and I will be taking out the trash. Enjoy this sneak peek.”
Britney reaches into the other back pocket of her jeans and pulls out a book of matches. She strikes a single match against the book, drawing a flame. She then drops the match into the trashcan and sets it ablaze as she walks away from the trash can.
