Post by Britney Anders on Jan 17, 2018 11:09:29 GMT -8
Britney Anders stands in front of a huge vanity, staring at her own reflection with a grin on her face. On the vanity, directly in front of the mirror are dolls. She picks up each individual doll one by one, before turning her head to someone who is in the room with her, but not visible.
BRITNEY ANDERS:
"Can you believe Sammy Duke? He tried upstaging me at Heroes and Monsters. He tried taking MY spotlight. Ugh."
Anders picks up a doll that looks eerily similar to Sammy Duke. The doll seems to be missing most of it's chin. She scoffs at the doll and flicks it in the face with her manicured finger.
BRITNEY ANDERS:
"Instead of stealing my moment though, the joke ended up being on him when he was told he would be wrestling the TRUE monster of GWD, Nameless. That will teach him to mess with me, won't it?"
Britney looks to her side and smiles as whoever she was talking to apparently gave her the answer that she wanted to hear. She turns back to the mirror and stares at her own reflection.
BRITNEY ANDERS:
"I look beautiful. I'm clearly GWD's star, but I keep having one thing between me and the top. One annoying, LITTLE thing that separates me from Mark Storm and that American Justice championship. That thing is of course, the man I've wrestled at EVERY show so far, I'm talking about Chris Compact.
Anders gags, almost as if she's about to throw up at the mere mention of Compact's name.
BRITNEY ANDERS:
"Chris Compact has been a constant thorn in my side. From watching me tap out in our triple threat match, to hitting his stupid little finisher on me in our only one on one match to date, to finally tapping out himself last show while I was distracted by a fan. Compact has cost me a shot at the American Justice championship at every show, and it ends for good at episode four which is titled 'A Champion...a Godsend'. The name rings true because God himself is sending me the gift of freedom away from Chris Compact after our next match. This is the match to end all matches between us, and of course, it's a match type that I'm not particularly fond of because I'll have to be strapped to Compact. Now, some of you may not see that as a big deal, but trust me, it's a big deal. When you have such a little guy who obviously refuses to bathe, the smell can get real funky."
Anders fans her nose, playing into the whole 'he stinks' claim.
BRITNEY ANDERS:
"I mean seriously, I'll have to look at him from arm's reach, but there are a few silver linings. One being, that since this is a strap match, it's legal to use the strap as a weapon."
Anders picks up a beautiful looking doll that is wearing her ring gear. She places a rubber band around the wrist of her own doll. She then picks up a second doll that resembles Chris Compact, and of course for comedic value, he's much smaller than the Britney doll. She places the rubber band around the wrist of the Compact Doll as well.
BRITNEY ANDERS:
"The object of the match is to touch all four corners consecutively, and that shouldn't be much of a challenge for me, because I'm faster than Compact. This also isn't one of those cheap matches where he can hit one move and claim to be the winner, this match actually takes strategy, and as you guys saw when I impacted the original crowning of the American Justice Champion by making my presence known, I'm smart, and I know how to put together the perfect gameplan."
Anders maneuvers the dolls around, ultimately having her own doll slap the Compact doll with the rubber band.
BRITNEY ANDERS:
"This is our second show of the new year, so it's still a fresh chance for everyone here, including myself. Think about it, Compact is so 2017! As a matter of fact, we haven't heard him speak a word to GWD cameras since the new year began. Who wants an outdated, mute, midget as a top contender around here? The answer? NOBODY."
Anders smiles, proud of herself.
BRITNEY ANDERS:
"I'll let you all know what my plan is, it's pretty simple. After I defeat Chris Compact, I'm washing my hands of him for good and I'm moving on to BIGGER and better things. Shinier things. Golden...things. Regardless of who walks out champion with Tap faces off with Mark Storm, I know I will have the legit rights to a future title opportunity when I put Chris Compact away. Think about it, Crippler had his chance, Nameless had his, Compact, and of course the two men fighting over the championship had theirs, now, I NEED MINE! The true face of GWD, the real reason the people fill the seats, the LIVING DOLL needs a golden opportunity, and after beating Chris Compact, no one can deny me. Not even that idiot who signed Sammy Duke, Ethan Roerich."
Anders looks herself over in the mirror once more as a man is heard saying 'you're beautiful, let's go'.
BRITNEY ANDERS:
"I'm coming."
Britney picks up both dolls again and whips Compact off the vanity and to the floor as he goes flying from the rubber band that tied the doll to the Britney doll. Britney then picks her own doll up and squeals as she walks away, but the rubber band knocked one final doll off the vanity and to the floor as she was in her rush. The camera focuses in to capture a doll that looked almost identical to the voodoo doll that Ethan Roerich was left with in his flight. The GWD logo flashes eerily as the camera remains zoomed into the voodoo doll until the scene fades to black.
