Post by Adi Gold on Dec 30, 2017 20:39:26 GMT -8
"Better call my daddy? See you soon, girly girl?" Says Adi.
Adi Gold can be seen pacing back and forth outside her hotel building waiting for a taxi cab. She looks furious as she reads a transcript of Fiona's match promo on her phone that her fathers secretary typed out for her last week.
Adi makes a weird face mocking Fiona as she talks to herself. "Derh, look at me, I'm Fiona. And I collect chocolate golden coins. Blah!" First of all, those disgusting coin chocolates are usually made in sweat factories in like the middle east. I saw it in a documentary once narrated by Sylvester Stallone. Sure I couldn't understand most of what he said, due to his weird lip speech problem. But I'm pretty damn sure he said something like that. So there. Not only am I one intelligent WOMAN and not girly girl, due to the fact that I watch DOCUMENTARIES on my 65 inch 4K TV. But I also read , um, books? Text books. Sometimes we get the audio book, but I read along with the text in the book. See, i'm kind of one of those empowered women, someone little girls can look up too. Unlike this Fiona person, eating diseased poor people chocolates. I eat the finest chocolates from France to Brazil. Like Mandarin Chocolate. Mmm. I should order some soon. SO I CAN STUFF IT DOWN HER MOUTH!!! Give her the real taste of GOLD. Ha! Ya!
Adi nods strutting now as a concerned man walks up to her.
Man " Excuse me young lady. Are you okay? You've been out here for awhile talking to yourself I believe.
Adi looks at him furiously and begins barking like a dog, showing her teeth chasing the man away.
Adi - "Mind your own business bud. Ugh. "Better Call Your Daddy?" Why she got to go an say something like that. As IF I depend on everything from my 'daddy'. Sure he pays my rent, plane tickets and my Mandarin Chocolate addiction. And yes, he even paid for my wrestling school. But just because he did doesn't mean I'm some flake. Some jobber. Some baloney-jabroni. Heck no. Infact, this un-empowered Fiona GIRLY-GIRL should be kissing my feet. I'm a Goldblum dammit. I'm a damn hero if I want to be. There was one time I saved this girls life. Yeah. True story. This girl was infected with this disease that could have infected the whole country of Australia, and me and this other dude jumped off each other's bikes RIGHT. INTO. EACH. OTHER. We fought for a bit, and then i kicked this gun out of the sand into my hands. And BANG BANG BANG... killed him. PEW PEW. It was so cool. Got the cure needle thingy and saved the lady... empowered Adi with the check mate. Suck on 'dem apples Fiona...
A elderly woman, who was reading the paper next to her. Looks at her over hearing what she said.
Old Lady- "Um, Miss?"
Adi rolling her eyes. - What? What do you want... paper lady you!
Old Lady- What you just described was the ending of Mission Impossible 2... and why are you talking to yourself? Pretty girl like you must have a boyfriend or a girl friend... or any kind of friend-friend, right?
Adi- Before I bark at you and make you get out of my face. Firstly, I have PAWWWW-LENTY of friends. Some of them are even Scientologists... you can imagine how important and smart they are. Secondly. I did not describe the ending of the Tom Cruise classic, Mission Impossible 2? if you let me finish... after i saved the lady from spreading the virus. Limp Biscuit played over the end credits as I walked into a crowd and... yep... that's M.I.2. Damn... but i'm pretty sure I did save this kid once. He was choking on an Apple seed during Mission Impossible 7 and I slapped him in the back of the head for disturbing the movie and guess what? He lived. Now... BARK BARK BARK!!
Adi runs at the old lady grinding her teeth as she barks, and she takes off terrified. Adi begins to call a number. It is her father's Secretary, Joanne.
Adi- Hi, Joanne, it's Adi.
Joanne- Oh sorry, hun. You're father is having a 'business meeting with office number 2.'
Adi(digusted)- Gawd, Joanne. I don't want to hear about my father's bowel movements. Jeez. I want to talk to you. Can you type this message and send it to the wonderful people at Global Wrestling Division. And make sure this Fiona character gets it. Okay. Ready?
Joanne- Yes, Adi. Go.
Adi- Okay. Listen up, Fiona. Or should I say, PHONEY-A!
Adi laughs hard as Joanne just clears her throat causing an awkward second.
Adi- Whatever. It's funny. I'm funny! But you know what else I am, Fiona? Tough. Strong. Fast. And also, um, very, um, tough! Yeah! Yes, I have been raised with lots of money from my rich family. And yes, some may say i was 'spoiled' even though when i was a young girl my friend Tiffney Jones of the Jones Pickled Beets family, got the Pink Ballerina Barbie when I got the Blue Ballerina Barbie. Which was lame. So even I have had hard times? But at GWD Out For Justice 3. It will be you who will fall on hard times. Because this GIRLY-GIRL is gonna beat you up and pin you so hard. You won't even... um... you will have nightmares for weeks. Months. YEARS! Um, wait, that's kind of corny actually. But I'll tell you what isn't a corny idea. Me. Winning. Because that's the facts sweet heart. But you don't have to feel too bad about that... because me winning is going to be a common thing in GWD. Plus, I might even share some Mandarin Chocolate with you. Just so you know not only am I a winner in the ring.... a winner in life... but also a winner in chocolate. .... WOW! Joanne. Did you get all that?
Joanne- Sorry, you cut out around GWD Out For Justice 3... can you repeat that.
Adi(sighing)- Damn you Joanne. My father will hear about this... but I'll try and repeat it as fast as I can remember. Okay... and ACTION... SO PHONEY-A! Listen here, you....
The scene fades out as Adi attempts to repeat her so called 'trash talk' to her phone.
