Post by Fiona on Dec 26, 2017 0:14:23 GMT -8
'I'm friends with the monster that's under my bed...get along with the voices inside of my head! You're trying to save me stop holding your breath'
FIONA:
"Siri, turn off music!"
SIRI (iPhone):
"Turning off music."
The room was now quiet, as an overhead camera captures GWD star Fiona, lying in bed, a comforter pulled up to her neck. The only thing visible is her face, and bright blonde hair.
FIONA:
"I'm sure you guys are wondering what I'm doing. I guess I have to explain then. Hmmmm."
Fiona clears her throat.
FIONA:
"It seems that my near boyfriend, but not actually my boyfriend GTA is finished with GWD. Short stay for the ab-man. He was my protection from Nameless, so where does that leave me? Now that my COMFORT BLANKET is gone...what ever will I do?"
She fake chatters her teeth before a grin crosses her face. Suddenly, she tosses the blanket off of her and pops up, kicking her feet off of the bed. She sits up, staring into the second camera with now captures her head on.
FIONA:
"I don't need a comfort blanket! It's like this, I MIGHT have seemed a bit scared by Nameless, but c'mon, who wouldn't be? The guy saw me as an appetizer on his way to the main course which is the American Justice championship. Fortunately, at the third event, titled Heroes and Monsters, I don't have to face that big hunk-a-junk. Nope, instead, I face the beautiful Adi Gold. Be still my beating heart."
Fiona turns her head to the right, where a third camera captures her.
FIONA:
"Wait...I'm not trying to get in her pants because I like men, so I guess my heart is just fine thank you very much."
The blonde stands up and walks into the kitchen. She picks up a golden coin from a dish on the countertop.
FIONA:
"A GOLD coin! I must be rich now."
Fiona inspects the coin thoroughly, before doing the ultimate test...the taste test! She takes a big bite into the gold coin, only to discover it isn't gold, it's actually chocolate! She spits the bite out, since it had a wrapper on it. She tosses the rest of the chocolate coin onto the countertop.
FIONA:
"FOOLS GOLD! Just like my opponent! See Adi isn't a hero, how could she be? She comes from a freakin' rich family and flaunts her body all over social media. Yet, she's far from a monster. I mean on the scale of Barbie to Nameless, she's like...right above Barbie, nowhere near the monster aka Nameless, which means, she has no real role in this event. Her daddy can't buy her a win here, and let's be honest, I learned a thing or two from ab-man before he took his leave, so I'd say I'm pretty darn prepared for this, while Ms.Goldbutt, Goldblum, Golden Nugget...whatever she is, is coming in, expecting to be handed the world. And I thought one Britney Anders was enough."
Fiona points at the camera with a smile on her face.
FIONA:
"Well, at least if she's like Britney Anders, she'll probably get used to taking losses, but hey! Not to degrade my opponent entirely, I did hear she had the best people that money could buy training her. Kudos, props, mad respect...whatever the cool kids are saying, but guess what girly? You're facing FIERCE FIONA."
She puts on her most intimidating face, which is far from, and then laughs, clearly having fun.
FIONA:
"While everyone here is talking about the American Justice championship, I'd like to get on the board with a win before I start getting an ego. Speaking of ego, don't do it bold, do it Gold? Really? That sounds like a line out of a cheesy 80's movie, which hey, I love! But not so much you, Adi. While your daddy may have bought you into GWD, he can't hold your hand and wrestle your matches for you. At the third event in GWD history, I'm walking to the ring with confidence, knowing that I don't need my comfort blanket. I'm doing this on my own now, and Adi, I wish you the best. I think there's a saying, its like...'somebody better call my mama', but after our match, somebody better call your daddy! See you soon, girly girl!"
Fiona waves to the camera as the scene fades to black. Words then scroll across the screen.
Text on the Screen: "This video was paid for out of the pocket of Fiona...Just Fiona."
