Post by Britney Anders on Dec 16, 2017 15:09:28 GMT -8
Britney Anders:
"The first event in GWD history was supposed to be groundbreaking. It was supposed to set expectations for the company, and, of course, it featured the first round of qualifiers to determine the first ever American Justice Champion. Now, that was my goal. To be the first ever champion in this company, but in a series of injustices, that's no longer possible."
Britney Anders is standing, her back to a large chair. The rookie is wearing a black shirt with a pink hashtag #IWasRobbed across the chest. She struts around to the front of the large chair to show a SMALL man sitting in the chair. The midget sized man is wearing a shirt that says #IHelpedRobHer and underneath the hashtag is the name Chris Compact. Britney, now facing the man, snarls.
Britney Anders:
"I hate you, you know that, right?"
The man in the chair sits stone-faced, not giving her a reaction.
Britney Anders:
"You really ARE Chris Compact, aren't you? A mute."
Rolling her eyes, Britney turns around to a table with cosmetic products on it. She gathers what she needs and turns back to the man. She begins applying makeup to the man as she continues talking.
Britney Anders:
"I blame Ethan Roerich first and foremost, because, out of everyone in the tournament, I was one of three that had to compete against TWO people at one time. I personally think it was a biased decision, made because I'm simply too pretty. Think about it, what sells? Beauty, sex, talent...I embody a beautifully talented woman, and they wanted to put me in a situation that was nearly impossible for me to win, because most of the time, the journey is more marketable than the result. They want to see me crawl and scratch, because they know it will keep the moronic fans interested, ugh...don't get me started on the fans."
Anders continues applying makeup. She pauses to admire her work, but makes sure her own body is shielding 'Chris Compact' from camera view until she's finished.
Britney Anders:
"I also blame my opponent for the Holiday episode of GWD, of course, that's Chris Compact. We had a wonderful strategy, one that I will personally take the credit for concocting. We have nowhere near the experience that Chris Crippler has, so the plan was to work together, which we did a majority of the match. Isolate the old timer, and then one of us get the win. Simple, right? Apparently not for the man with the midget body and even smaller brain."
Anders snickers.
Britney Anders:
"Compact just HAD to make the match about himself! First he flies over the top rope and takes both myself and Crippler down, and then, instead of taking the time to roll Crippler into the ring and help me up, what does he do? He plays to the IDIOT fans! He stands there and taunts, and then gets knocked out by Chris Crippler, who then finished me off. Ugh, that saying...Finished me off. Finish, finish, finish!"
The young woman from California turns to gather more makeup and then turns back to her 'Compact'.
Britney Anders:
"It's poetic in a way, because now I get to finish YOU off, Compact, in a match where the only way to win is by being the first to hit our finishing move. Can you guys at home picture it? Chris Compact attempting to jump high enough to reach me with one of his kicks? How hilarious and absolutely pathetic would that be?"
"You know what is just as pathetic? Your attempts at insults. I mean just this week on Twitter you said you were going to 'kick my tits off.' Yes guys, he really said that. I couldn't make something so ridiculous up."
Britney turns her back to the man and looks straight into the camera, her eyes piercing the lens.
Britney Anders:
"You should focus on more important and realistic things, like, not messing up this time and costing yourself the match? Honestly, what benefit did that over the top move, followed by taunting give you? You did it to hear the people cheer for you. Well congrats, they cheered for you, but you were too unconscious to hear it after Crippler threw you into the ring post."
Anders claps slowly and then immediately waves it off, mocking the claps.
Britney Anders:
"Since this is the Holiday show, I'm in the giving spirit. Guess what I'm going to give you, Chris?"
She pauses, almost waiting for an answer from the man in the chair as she turns to face him. No response would come though, of course.
Britney Anders:
"I'm going to give you the beating of a lifetime. I'm going to give you a reason to wish you actually received coal in your stocking, instead of this match with me. But do you know what the biggest, most special gift of all will be? A Makeover. Not just any Makeover, but THE MAKEOVER...my finish, that will end the match and put you out of your misery."
She pauses.
Britney Anders:
"Speaking of Makeovers, yours is just...about...finished."
Britney tosses the makeup supplies haphazardly behind her and steps away from the man, showing off her makeover. The Chris Compact lookalike is made up to look like he has a swollen, bruised nose and a . Britney then walks back over and leans in close to examine him.
Britney Anders:
"Hmmmm, you know what? It doesn't look as realistic as I would like. Now, I don't normally make mistakes but I'll be the BIGGER PERSON here and admit that I made one today."
She snickers at her choice of words.
Britney Anders:
"Let me fix that up for you, sweetie."
Britney yanks the midget out of the chair. The man finally screams as Britney grabs him and drops him to the floor with The Makeover front Russian legsweep that she uses as her finishing move. Anders leans down and turns the small man over and onto his back before she brushes her hair out of her face and leans down, getting in his face as he's unconscious.
Britney Anders:
"There...that's much better."
She takes a deep breath, letting her adrenaline settle down as she begins speaking quietly again.
Britney Anders:
"At Out For Justice II: The Holiday special, I will make you pay for costing me the American Justice championship."
She smiles for a moment before leaning in right next to the unconscious man's ear.
Britney Anders:
"Why don't you be a good, LITTLE helper when you wake up, okay? I want you to find the real Chris Compact and tell him EXACTLY what The Makeover feels like. Then I want you to tell him that on December 22nd, I'm going to show him, and the entire world why I'M the one to watch in GWD. I'm going to show EVERYONE that I'M the star of this company, championship or not."
Anders stands up and brushes her heeled boot against the fallen man's head, laughing as she walks off, leaving him laying.