Post by Britney Anders on May 1, 2018 17:31:03 GMT -8
BRITNEY ANDERS:
"This is stupid, ridiculous, even. I didn't dump Jill Klein and hire you as my manager slash publicist slash physical trainer for you to make me do something like this. Come on, Sasha. Get your head in the game."
The Sasha in question is former world champion, Sasha Foote, who has taken time away from the ring after giving birth to her second child, Sebastian.
SASHA FOOTE:
"Mr.Roerich and California Wrestling Division want to make sure your ankle is going to hold up. This is a doctor that they specifically recommended. All you have to do is go in, get the ankle checked out, get the one hundred percent bill of health and then you're good to go. Okay?"
BRITNEY ANDERS:
"Whatever. I have to go, I'm walking in. Byyeeee."
Britney dramatically taps the red end call button on her phone before turning around and walking backwards as official CWD cameramen document her trip to the doctor on behalf of CWD.
BRITNEY ANDERS:
"So, apparently, Roerich, I refuse to call him mister, and the rest of management here tend to think I'm faking my ankle injury. I mean, I get it. Not only did I win my match last night, I also removed Mark Storm from CWD and looked perfect doing it, but nobody realizes the pain I'm in. I can't help that unlike most of the people here, I can actually fight through the pain and put on a decent performance. Anyway, it's time to go inside. Let's see what the doc has to say!"
Anders turns back around and pulls open the door. The footage fast forwards as Britney walks up to the receptionist and gets signed in. The speed is increased until Britney arrives in the doctors room. She takes her heel off and the doctor feels the ankle as the footage continues to move at lightning speed. Finally, it slows down as Britney's mouth drops wide.
BRITNEY ANDERS:
"What!? That can't be! You're lying, where are your credentials? Do you even know what you're doing?"
DOCTOR RILEY:
"I've been doing this for twenty five years, young lady. What I'm telling you is that this ankle..."
The Doctor lifts the right foot of Anders up as Britney grimaces at the incoming confirmation.
DOCTOR RILEY:
"Is one hundred percent healed. The injuries you sustained months ago have healed, and you are good to go in the ring. I have already faxed over the paperwork to your place of employment."
BRITNEY ANDERS:
"B-b-but that can't be true! My ankle was KILLING me at the show last night!"
'The Living Doll' was now shouting at the doctor.
BRITNEY ANDERS:
"You're telling me, that I'm cleared to compete against Brady Vega and Mischa Killings at Wrestling Clinic 2 on May 16th?"
DOCTOR RILEY:
"That's precisely what I'm telling you, Miss Anders. I'm very much looking forward to it, actually. You are one of my favorite wrestlers to watch."
Britney pulls her ankle away from the doctor and puts her heel back on with a disgusted look on her face.
BRITNEY ANDERS:
"I'm seeking a second, third, and fourth opinion. This is outrageous."
Anders struts out of Doctor Riley's office and then the building, turning to face the CWD cameras that continue documenting the now traumatic day for The Living Doll.
BRITNEY ANDERS:
"So, as you all just saw, that 'doctor' hand chosen by Roerich of course, just cleared me to wrestle. He said I had a one hundred percent clean bill of health. What that means for you guys is, I will be teaming with Kendry again at Wrestling Clinic 2: California Pride and Hollywood Honors. The world saw me carry Kendry to a win last night against the masked morons, and what do you know, we will see a repeat occurrence on May 16th."
Britney pauses, directing the cameras to move in order to pick up a better angle on her in the sunlight.
BRITNEY ANDERS:
"What can you expect in that match? Well, just like I had to tell you idiot cameramen what to do, I'll have to tell Kendry what to do. When to stand in the corner, when to accept my tag, what moves to do. I'm basically the brains and beauty of the team while he's just the one who likes to steal the pinfalls. Typical really."
Anders brushes her hair out of her face, shaking her head.
BRITNEY ANDERS:
"If I'm being completely honest, our last opponents had a better chance of beating us. Team ATARI was just that, a team. Mischa Killings and Brady Vega are a team, thrown together without any real chemistry. Now, before anyone says that Kendry and I are the same, allow me to remind you that we actually have talent. Can't say the same about our opponents for this coming show. And chemistry? If you guys ONLY KNEW! Kendry took it upon himself to kiss me once, and the chemistry was real. We only proved it further when we DID beat the only real team in CWD. So the way I see it, that makes us the top team in all of California."
Proud of herself, Britney pats herself on the back.
BRITNEY ANDERS:
"Something else that interests me is going to be the Hollywood Honors selection cup ceremony. I'm not sure exactly how it works, but anyone with a clear thinking mind should know that I should hbe the first one named to compete for the Hollywood Honors championship. Kendry said it better than anyone could, 'who is more Hollywood than Britney Anders'? The answer is even easier, simpletons, nobody! I AM Hollywood, I am the human equivalent of California Love, and I'm the biggest, brightest and BEST star that this company has ever seen! I took out Mark Storm! What's a Dog of War compared to a woman scorned?"
Feeling herself getting worked up, Britney puts a hand on her chest, again, for dramatics, and lowers her voice.
BRITNEY ANDERS:
"While Johnny Bonecrusher looks for a protégé, and Maki runs around scaring off everyone with her ugly face, I will continue fighting and climbing the ranks of CWD. With the second win of my career behind me, the future is even brighter. Mischa Killings had the nerve to attack me on Twitter and say I talk too much, well maybe that's because your lack of talking means I have to pick up the slack and actually promote this company. Who are you anyway? You look a HOT MESS with that hair. I'm actually scared to touch it. Not sure what may crawl out of that birds nest."
Anders shivers.
BRITNEY ANDERS:
"And Brady Vega? If you guys are waiting for the punchline of the joke, wait no further...he IS the joke. I'm not sure if he has won anything since this company opened, and now he expects to beat the biggest star CWD has, as well as the California Heritage champion? Tell him not to KROSS that bridge...get it? Cross the bridge."
Britney laughs at her own pun.
BRITNEY ANDERS:
"On May 16th, I will fight the odds, bad ankle and all. I will once again stand tall and give Kendry a partner that he can trust. I will show Kendry why together, we are the hottest thing in CWD, well, I am...and he's along as the sidekick. Brady and Mischa are in for a rude awakening if they think they can come into OUR ring and knock us off. Now, the day is beautiful and you cameramen, quite frankly, aren't. So shut those things off, get out of my face, and get lost. NOW!"
Britney shoos the cameras away as the last image we see is that of Anders clawing at them and running them off.
