Post by Broseph on Apr 29, 2018 18:49:46 GMT -8
( We open outside of a movie theater standing in are two young people who eagerly await entrance into the the place to see Avengers: Infinity War. The two are as per the norm deep in conversation. )
Man: I will not lie I have been waiting to see this for like the day it was announced. I mean this is going to be an epic movie.
Woman: Yeah yeah yeah. I guess it will be alright. I am not into the whole superhero movie thing.
Man: Yeah, but come on it will be a good time right.
Woman: Ya sure "bro"
Man: Hey do not even go there. Just because I like superhero movies does not mean I am a bro. Those are mutually exclusive things alright.
Woman: Whatever bro whatever.
( The two laugh )
A Voice In The Distance: BRO!
Man: Stop it that is not funny anymore.
Woman: That was not me.
Man: Not funny
Broseph: BRO!
Man: Oh please god no. Not here and not now.
( Broseph runs up to the gentlemen and embraces him, to which the man recoils in disgust )
Broseph: Bro you got to see Infinity War bro!
Man: I know that is why I am here.
Broseph: Bro that is a good bro, because that shit was epic bro. I mean when Thanos ( removed due to spoiler content )
Man: AH! Fuck! Why!
Broseph: What bro?
Man: You just gave away shit.
Broseph: Come on that is not even the best part. I mean when ( removed due to spoiler content ) died that was heart breaking!
Man: Fuck fuck fuck! Again! No more!
Broseph: Oh bro and then when we see (removed due to spoiler content ) return after he disappeared at the end of ( removed due to spoiler content ) in freaking phase one of the shared universe that was one of the coolest things ever bro!
Man: Please stop! Please!
Broseph: What bro?
Man: Isn't there something in your bro code about not revealing spoilers to movies?
Broseph: Not that I know of bro and I have read it front to back. Then I ate it. The bro code is now a part of my living body just like ( removed due to spoiler content ) with Thor.
Man: I hate you.
Broseph: Come on bro!
Woman: Um don't we have a restraining order against this guy?
Man: Yeah we do.
Broseph: Whatever bro! You do not know what it great bro.
Man: Just leave please.
Broseph: Know what is the greatest though bro?
Man: Please no more spoilers.
Broseph: I mean that post credit scene bro where they tease ( removed due to spoiler content ).
Man: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! I am going to fucking kill you!
( The man attempts to rush Broseph, but is stopped by the lady )
Woman: No what I am going to do is call the police. I will get him put away this time.
Broseph: Ah shit! No Bro! Not like when ( removed due to spoiler content )
( The lady whips out her phone and starts to dial, but Broseph quickly runs away )
Woman: Good he left.
Man: If I ever see him again I will physically murder him.
( Fade )
Broseph: Alright and ...... We ....... Are....... Live!
Welcome welcome bros and lady bros this is ya boy Broseph. This is my epically awesome youtube channel where you see me talk about all those lame asses who I have to face in GWD.
( A voice can be heard off camera saying something )
Broseph: No shit? Really? So wait.... it is not GWD anymore it is now CWD.
Alright sorry for that little miss hap. This the youtube channel that I talk about all those lane asses I have to face in CWD. The California Wrestling Division is what I am seeing in the superchat right now. You know me guys have to do this shit live on the stream, because ya boy is the most popular wrestling streamer on youtube right? Right!
I also use this to promote the CWD and the DVD's of the shows.
( Looks at chat box again )
Ah really? No shit? The bro's got us a TV deal now? Sweet! What channel? The Adult Swim block on Cartoon Network? Shit that is hype bro.
Alright then so lets say I use this to promote the shit out of the CWD TV show! That is right ya boy now comes to you regularly via not only youtube, but also on your TV screen. Now you can see ya boy in glorious high def!
So check this out. I have fallen again. I lost to that not so bro Kendrick Kross. Whatever though bro. Minor set back, because once again I get a chance at a title. Hell a chance at a more prestigious title really. That CWD Warlord title.
( We hear the voice in the distance off camera again. )
No shit? Really? Sweet! I did not know they changed the name of the title. Sounds sick as shit.
Alright then so let me back up again. I am getting a chance to possibly be competing for the CWD California Pride Championship! The like best belt in the company bro!
I have a somewhat tall task ahead of me though bro. First off I got this chick her name is Samantha Hamilton she is making her return. Now I do not want to sound like a dick bro, but I did not even know she was gone. I guess the lady bro just never made an impact on me if I saw her before bro. Not very impressive and when you are a smoking hot blonde it takes a lot for this bro not to notice you.
Sam, because yeah Samantha is just too formal for this shit bro. You get to fuck off to god knows or at least the bro's don't care where, but come back to taking on the King of all Bro's? I call shenanigans bro. Not right bro not right at all lady bro. I guess I just have to prove to you that I am the better bro then. I got this shit on lock down totally bro. I know I have said that before, but shit bro. I have had a few set backs, but when you are a bro you need to roll with shit right bro?
So, that is what I have to do here just roll with it bro. Sam you call yourself The Titaness like that is impressive. I am saying it right now. I recognize only one titan bro! That is the one and only Mad Titan himself Thanos bro! I mean he is totally a bro too, because look at who is playing him Josh BROlin it is all in the name right there bro! You are not a titan lady bro. If you were a true titan bro you would be like Thanos and ( removed due to spoiler content ). Yeah that is right lady bro I said it come at me!
Then the other part of this little deal here Mark Storm. The actual factual Pride Champion. The mighty have sort of fallen huh bro? I mean I helped you beat Chris Crippler bro and now you have to fight me. You have to beat me to stop me from getting a shot at you bro. Now I know I helped in the pasted bro, but this is one time where I am going to have to beat you bro. You and your buddies are great. I see all the bros and lady bros of the group that is awesome. The issue is that not even they can stop me from taking this bro. You just have something that I need bro. I need me more bling to make me look sexier when I am on the TV screen bro.
Plus, you know all the ladies be like "Oh Broseph that CWD Pride belt sexy as shit. I want you so badly please lets make babies bro"
Yeah bro I have to take that shit away from you. You know me bro I am already a stone cold killa of the ladies, but ya boy can always handle a little more.
Mark Storm bro you have just been champion for too long bro. Beat anyone and everyone. Ran people off bro. The good news is you will still be champion after this show though bro. The bad news is that as soon as I become number one contender and get my shot bro, I will be taking away that belt bro. Think about it bro. Who better than me as champ bro? Who better bro?
Alright that is enough for this stream. If you are watching this at a later date do a bro a favor. Thumbs up if you liked this video. Smash that subscribe button to keep up with the channel. Last like click that little bell icon so you can know each and every time that ya boy Broseph has a video up.
Peace !
( Fade )
Man: I will not lie I have been waiting to see this for like the day it was announced. I mean this is going to be an epic movie.
Woman: Yeah yeah yeah. I guess it will be alright. I am not into the whole superhero movie thing.
Man: Yeah, but come on it will be a good time right.
Woman: Ya sure "bro"
Man: Hey do not even go there. Just because I like superhero movies does not mean I am a bro. Those are mutually exclusive things alright.
Woman: Whatever bro whatever.
( The two laugh )
A Voice In The Distance: BRO!
Man: Stop it that is not funny anymore.
Woman: That was not me.
Man: Not funny
Broseph: BRO!
Man: Oh please god no. Not here and not now.
( Broseph runs up to the gentlemen and embraces him, to which the man recoils in disgust )
Broseph: Bro you got to see Infinity War bro!
Man: I know that is why I am here.
Broseph: Bro that is a good bro, because that shit was epic bro. I mean when Thanos ( removed due to spoiler content )
Man: AH! Fuck! Why!
Broseph: What bro?
Man: You just gave away shit.
Broseph: Come on that is not even the best part. I mean when ( removed due to spoiler content ) died that was heart breaking!
Man: Fuck fuck fuck! Again! No more!
Broseph: Oh bro and then when we see (removed due to spoiler content ) return after he disappeared at the end of ( removed due to spoiler content ) in freaking phase one of the shared universe that was one of the coolest things ever bro!
Man: Please stop! Please!
Broseph: What bro?
Man: Isn't there something in your bro code about not revealing spoilers to movies?
Broseph: Not that I know of bro and I have read it front to back. Then I ate it. The bro code is now a part of my living body just like ( removed due to spoiler content ) with Thor.
Man: I hate you.
Broseph: Come on bro!
Woman: Um don't we have a restraining order against this guy?
Man: Yeah we do.
Broseph: Whatever bro! You do not know what it great bro.
Man: Just leave please.
Broseph: Know what is the greatest though bro?
Man: Please no more spoilers.
Broseph: I mean that post credit scene bro where they tease ( removed due to spoiler content ).
Man: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! I am going to fucking kill you!
( The man attempts to rush Broseph, but is stopped by the lady )
Woman: No what I am going to do is call the police. I will get him put away this time.
Broseph: Ah shit! No Bro! Not like when ( removed due to spoiler content )
( The lady whips out her phone and starts to dial, but Broseph quickly runs away )
Woman: Good he left.
Man: If I ever see him again I will physically murder him.
( Fade )
Broseph: Alright and ...... We ....... Are....... Live!
Welcome welcome bros and lady bros this is ya boy Broseph. This is my epically awesome youtube channel where you see me talk about all those lame asses who I have to face in GWD.
( A voice can be heard off camera saying something )
Broseph: No shit? Really? So wait.... it is not GWD anymore it is now CWD.
Alright sorry for that little miss hap. This the youtube channel that I talk about all those lane asses I have to face in CWD. The California Wrestling Division is what I am seeing in the superchat right now. You know me guys have to do this shit live on the stream, because ya boy is the most popular wrestling streamer on youtube right? Right!
I also use this to promote the CWD and the DVD's of the shows.
( Looks at chat box again )
Ah really? No shit? The bro's got us a TV deal now? Sweet! What channel? The Adult Swim block on Cartoon Network? Shit that is hype bro.
Alright then so lets say I use this to promote the shit out of the CWD TV show! That is right ya boy now comes to you regularly via not only youtube, but also on your TV screen. Now you can see ya boy in glorious high def!
So check this out. I have fallen again. I lost to that not so bro Kendrick Kross. Whatever though bro. Minor set back, because once again I get a chance at a title. Hell a chance at a more prestigious title really. That CWD Warlord title.
( We hear the voice in the distance off camera again. )
No shit? Really? Sweet! I did not know they changed the name of the title. Sounds sick as shit.
Alright then so let me back up again. I am getting a chance to possibly be competing for the CWD California Pride Championship! The like best belt in the company bro!
I have a somewhat tall task ahead of me though bro. First off I got this chick her name is Samantha Hamilton she is making her return. Now I do not want to sound like a dick bro, but I did not even know she was gone. I guess the lady bro just never made an impact on me if I saw her before bro. Not very impressive and when you are a smoking hot blonde it takes a lot for this bro not to notice you.
Sam, because yeah Samantha is just too formal for this shit bro. You get to fuck off to god knows or at least the bro's don't care where, but come back to taking on the King of all Bro's? I call shenanigans bro. Not right bro not right at all lady bro. I guess I just have to prove to you that I am the better bro then. I got this shit on lock down totally bro. I know I have said that before, but shit bro. I have had a few set backs, but when you are a bro you need to roll with shit right bro?
So, that is what I have to do here just roll with it bro. Sam you call yourself The Titaness like that is impressive. I am saying it right now. I recognize only one titan bro! That is the one and only Mad Titan himself Thanos bro! I mean he is totally a bro too, because look at who is playing him Josh BROlin it is all in the name right there bro! You are not a titan lady bro. If you were a true titan bro you would be like Thanos and ( removed due to spoiler content ). Yeah that is right lady bro I said it come at me!
Then the other part of this little deal here Mark Storm. The actual factual Pride Champion. The mighty have sort of fallen huh bro? I mean I helped you beat Chris Crippler bro and now you have to fight me. You have to beat me to stop me from getting a shot at you bro. Now I know I helped in the pasted bro, but this is one time where I am going to have to beat you bro. You and your buddies are great. I see all the bros and lady bros of the group that is awesome. The issue is that not even they can stop me from taking this bro. You just have something that I need bro. I need me more bling to make me look sexier when I am on the TV screen bro.
Plus, you know all the ladies be like "Oh Broseph that CWD Pride belt sexy as shit. I want you so badly please lets make babies bro"
Yeah bro I have to take that shit away from you. You know me bro I am already a stone cold killa of the ladies, but ya boy can always handle a little more.
Mark Storm bro you have just been champion for too long bro. Beat anyone and everyone. Ran people off bro. The good news is you will still be champion after this show though bro. The bad news is that as soon as I become number one contender and get my shot bro, I will be taking away that belt bro. Think about it bro. Who better than me as champ bro? Who better bro?
Alright that is enough for this stream. If you are watching this at a later date do a bro a favor. Thumbs up if you liked this video. Smash that subscribe button to keep up with the channel. Last like click that little bell icon so you can know each and every time that ya boy Broseph has a video up.
Peace !
( Fade )
