Post by Team Atari on Apr 24, 2018 16:34:08 GMT -8
2600 steps into the framework of the shot from the left side.
7800 steps in from the right side.
They look at one another.
They place their hands, now fist on their hips and give each other the old nod.
“7800.”
“Dilly.”
“Sir. In a matter of days now.”
“Dilly.”
“We will get the battle we have been training for for our whole lives.”
“Dilly.”
“This is the battle that the PTB have entrusted us to win at all costs.”
“Dilly.”
“We have been training like mad all week long!”
“Dilly.”
“Tos has grounded us into the muck, and shaped us into….dare I say?”
“Dilly.”
“As you wish 7800. Tos, sent to us by the PTB have transformed us into the dog of war.”
“Dilly Dilly!”
“We’re hungry.”
“Dilly.”
“Haven’t been fed for days!”
“Dilly”
“Foaming at the mouth!”
“Dilly”
“The chains that bind us to our master’s beat up, rusted out chebby truck are about to break!”
“Dilly” 7800 growls.
“Yamauchi. I don’t know how else to say this, but your ass is grass!”
“Dilly! Dilly!”
“I couldn’t have said it any better 7800! This battle, this confrontation! This, Battle of Hollywood, for the Energon Devise of great heritage is the single reason why we, 7800 and I, Team A.T.A.R.I. are here! YOU! Kross minded Yamauchi, who can not focus and seems to be either worried about Lady Yamauchi or infatuated with her, a question that neither 7800 or I care the answer to, nor seek it out. That, Yamauchi is not our battle to pick with you.”
“Dilly Dilly”
“I agree 7800, this Lady Yamauchi, this….spy named Anders, we are in total agreement that she would defeat you in war conspirator Kross.”
“Dilly Dilly”
“The battle of Hollywood is just the apex of our mission at hand! We must, we will secure the Energon Devise.”
“Dilly Dilly”
2600 points at 7800.
“Yes sir 7800. You can try and fool us with that crappy Electron Devise, a ploy we spotted from 20 miles away. To complete our mission, to secure this great nations security, secure our freedoms and to defeat the evil doers who wish in enslave us and turn each and every single one us in a Bokar!”
7800 starts to breath heavy. He is suddenly disturbed when 2600 utter the word Bokar.
“Dilly! Dilly dilly! Dilly! Dilly! DIIIIIILLLLLLYYYY!”
“7800! Calm down! There is no……” Whispers “Bokars around.”
7800 slaps himself in the head a couple of times, and slaps his own ass for good measure and points right into the screen.
“DILLY!” He growls.
2600 puts his arm around his partner to try and calm him down.
“I’m with 7800 here, there is no way you Yamauchi is ever going to get the upper hand in this Battle of Hollywood and walk out of the CWD warehouse with a shopping cart full of cheap beer, women napkins for Lady Yamauchi, and a poster of dogs playing poker for the kids bedroom, and with the Energon Devise on top of the pile. Yeah sure, take those Electron Devise, all of em if you feel the need home. Take em all home, but the one we seek, the one we will claim as our in this most precious victory, the Energon Devise of great heritage, the missing puzzle, the missing link, the device to power the Keyop…”
“DILLY!” 7800 shouts and covers 2600 mouth stopping him from saying more. 2600’s eyes get wide, so wide that they almost pop out of their sockets. 7800 wags his finger as he slowly removes his hand from 2600’s mouth.
“7800.”
“Dilly.”
“You have just saved the mission. And for that, I shall issue myself a Stinkor 5250.”
“Dilly.”
2600 removes a notepad from his battlesuit and flips it open and jots down his Stinkor 5250.
“Our mission Yamauchi Kross goes beyond the ring. It is larger than this CWD itself. It is a mission that your simple little mind can’t comprehend, as evidence by your video. I know not what this ratings rant you speak of. I know nothing of who actually draws in more ratings, you or Lady Yamauchi but I know for a fact there is a fella named Neilson who tracks such foolishness. Perhaps Yamauchi Kross, you shouldn’t ask why Team A.T.A.R.I. is prepared to exchange our lives for the Energon Devise of great heritage at the Battle of Hollywood, but rather you should question why you had to endure several small conflicts before being allowed to ensue war over the Energon Device itself.”
“Dilly Dilly.”
“Ah! Yes 7800. Maybe you are not as, shall we say, filled with a soldiers moxy as you think you are. Perhaps Yamauchi, you are but a tier 1 private and not the general of war as you portray yourself to be. One thing is clear Yamauchi Kross. At the battle of Hollywood. With the Energon Device on the line. We will expose you, showcase the holes in your battle plan, we will out maneuver you. We will pick apart your first line of defense and then go in for the kill shot. It…..”
2600 looks at 7800.
“It might not be the kamikaze fight we have prepared ourselves for. You could be all talk after all.”
“Dilly Dilly.”
“Make no mistake about it Yamauchi. We will put on a clinic. One you will forever remember as it will cross your mind daily till the day you die. We will walk out victorious in the Battle of HollyWood. Pong 2 will be a success and the Energon Device will be ours! And with it.”
Both 2600 and 7800 leans in towards the camera.
“So will be our national security. You will never defeat us Yamauchi. You can take that to the bank.”
“Dilly Dilly!”
Fade out.
7800 steps in from the right side.
They look at one another.
They place their hands, now fist on their hips and give each other the old nod.
“7800.”
“Dilly.”
“Sir. In a matter of days now.”
“Dilly.”
“We will get the battle we have been training for for our whole lives.”
“Dilly.”
“This is the battle that the PTB have entrusted us to win at all costs.”
“Dilly.”
“We have been training like mad all week long!”
“Dilly.”
“Tos has grounded us into the muck, and shaped us into….dare I say?”
“Dilly.”
“As you wish 7800. Tos, sent to us by the PTB have transformed us into the dog of war.”
“Dilly Dilly!”
“We’re hungry.”
“Dilly.”
“Haven’t been fed for days!”
“Dilly”
“Foaming at the mouth!”
“Dilly”
“The chains that bind us to our master’s beat up, rusted out chebby truck are about to break!”
“Dilly” 7800 growls.
“Yamauchi. I don’t know how else to say this, but your ass is grass!”
“Dilly! Dilly!”
“I couldn’t have said it any better 7800! This battle, this confrontation! This, Battle of Hollywood, for the Energon Devise of great heritage is the single reason why we, 7800 and I, Team A.T.A.R.I. are here! YOU! Kross minded Yamauchi, who can not focus and seems to be either worried about Lady Yamauchi or infatuated with her, a question that neither 7800 or I care the answer to, nor seek it out. That, Yamauchi is not our battle to pick with you.”
“Dilly Dilly”
“I agree 7800, this Lady Yamauchi, this….spy named Anders, we are in total agreement that she would defeat you in war conspirator Kross.”
“Dilly Dilly”
“The battle of Hollywood is just the apex of our mission at hand! We must, we will secure the Energon Devise.”
“Dilly Dilly”
2600 points at 7800.
“Yes sir 7800. You can try and fool us with that crappy Electron Devise, a ploy we spotted from 20 miles away. To complete our mission, to secure this great nations security, secure our freedoms and to defeat the evil doers who wish in enslave us and turn each and every single one us in a Bokar!”
7800 starts to breath heavy. He is suddenly disturbed when 2600 utter the word Bokar.
“Dilly! Dilly dilly! Dilly! Dilly! DIIIIIILLLLLLYYYY!”
“7800! Calm down! There is no……” Whispers “Bokars around.”
7800 slaps himself in the head a couple of times, and slaps his own ass for good measure and points right into the screen.
“DILLY!” He growls.
2600 puts his arm around his partner to try and calm him down.
“I’m with 7800 here, there is no way you Yamauchi is ever going to get the upper hand in this Battle of Hollywood and walk out of the CWD warehouse with a shopping cart full of cheap beer, women napkins for Lady Yamauchi, and a poster of dogs playing poker for the kids bedroom, and with the Energon Devise on top of the pile. Yeah sure, take those Electron Devise, all of em if you feel the need home. Take em all home, but the one we seek, the one we will claim as our in this most precious victory, the Energon Devise of great heritage, the missing puzzle, the missing link, the device to power the Keyop…”
“DILLY!” 7800 shouts and covers 2600 mouth stopping him from saying more. 2600’s eyes get wide, so wide that they almost pop out of their sockets. 7800 wags his finger as he slowly removes his hand from 2600’s mouth.
“7800.”
“Dilly.”
“You have just saved the mission. And for that, I shall issue myself a Stinkor 5250.”
“Dilly.”
2600 removes a notepad from his battlesuit and flips it open and jots down his Stinkor 5250.
“Our mission Yamauchi Kross goes beyond the ring. It is larger than this CWD itself. It is a mission that your simple little mind can’t comprehend, as evidence by your video. I know not what this ratings rant you speak of. I know nothing of who actually draws in more ratings, you or Lady Yamauchi but I know for a fact there is a fella named Neilson who tracks such foolishness. Perhaps Yamauchi Kross, you shouldn’t ask why Team A.T.A.R.I. is prepared to exchange our lives for the Energon Devise of great heritage at the Battle of Hollywood, but rather you should question why you had to endure several small conflicts before being allowed to ensue war over the Energon Device itself.”
“Dilly Dilly.”
“Ah! Yes 7800. Maybe you are not as, shall we say, filled with a soldiers moxy as you think you are. Perhaps Yamauchi, you are but a tier 1 private and not the general of war as you portray yourself to be. One thing is clear Yamauchi Kross. At the battle of Hollywood. With the Energon Device on the line. We will expose you, showcase the holes in your battle plan, we will out maneuver you. We will pick apart your first line of defense and then go in for the kill shot. It…..”
2600 looks at 7800.
“It might not be the kamikaze fight we have prepared ourselves for. You could be all talk after all.”
“Dilly Dilly.”
“Make no mistake about it Yamauchi. We will put on a clinic. One you will forever remember as it will cross your mind daily till the day you die. We will walk out victorious in the Battle of HollyWood. Pong 2 will be a success and the Energon Device will be ours! And with it.”
Both 2600 and 7800 leans in towards the camera.
“So will be our national security. You will never defeat us Yamauchi. You can take that to the bank.”
“Dilly Dilly!”
Fade out.
