Post by Kendrick Kross on Apr 20, 2018 8:57:11 GMT -8
“California Nights Champion, Kendrick Kross….or the proper name, California Heritage Champion. Both have a nice ring to it, don’t they?”
The camera fades in from the black that had been covering the screen. It reveals Kendrick holding both of his titles over his shoulders. One of them, the normal, proper Heritage Title. The other? His own custom one. All gold with black birds in the middle. His own, crow title, if you will. He takes a seat in his office chair and props his feet up onto the Mahogany desk.
“It’s a great time to be alive, isn’t it? Britney Anders is back everyone! It’s the news of the century it seems. I won’t try to say anything bad about my partner. I mean, I say partner but we all know that she is gunning for what is on my right shoulder here.”
Kendrick taps on the official white title.
“That’s a pill to swallow another day though. Today. Today we talk about the sideshow that is Team Atari. I get it, Roerich and the gang want to bring in as many ratings and appeal to as many fanbases as possible. A team though that names themselves after the first ever gaming system and then seems like they’re on a secret mission? There has to be something wrong with them, right?”
“Seriously, who in their right mind would think they’re on this earth to save the world? Well. I mean Britney is here to save the world from ugliness I think but once again, I took a left when I meant to take a right. Anyways.”
Kendrick adjusts his feet, crossing his right over his left and adjusts both of his titles.
“7800….the dude doesn’t speak besides Dilly Dilly. You know who he reminds me of? Groot. Yes. He is Team Ataris Groot. Not as lovable or strong though. You see, the original Groot fought off all of the invaders. Then he sacrificed himself at the end to save the others, because it’s what he did. It’s what he wanted to do. 7800 though, he says Dilly Dilly and tries to fight people but look at last week. He didn’t get a punch in. He got superkicked and hit how many times? 7800 is the punching bag of Team Atari and 2600 allows it, it’s what 2600 wants. That backfired on him last week though.”
“2600 wanted 7800 to be the punching bag last week to try and save himself but what turned out happening is Maki and Nox were able to gang up on him and Nate. So your little plan didn’t exactly work out very well did it? Speaking of Maki and Nox. Why aren’t they in this match instead of you? I mean. I get it. They’re fighting for a number one contendership but couldn’t this match be better if say it was what it was Storm and someone else vs me and Britney in a non-title match. That would tear the roof down would it not? Why put the sideshow team in this match? I’ll never understand Roerichs thinking, maybe he’s become a drunk or drug addict that just makes matches that make no sense.”
Kendrick chuckles a little and takes a quick breath.
“2600, he’s the mouth and brains of this duo. He’s the one that does all this thinking. Which is weird. You would figure the smarter one would be the one that would bring reason to the group but in all honesty he confuses me even more.”
“Look at it all. They said they come in peace. Where do they come from? They look like they came from the looney bin. And their minds are their best asset? Come on now, sure. Minds can be a good thing to have, you need to be smart to really succeed in this business, but from what I’ve seen they have no true smarts. They come in peace. They want to save the world, their wrestling business is classified. If it’s so classified how is it everyone always knows about it when it’s put on the card?”
Kendrick rolls his eyes and takes his titles off of his shoulders and sets them on the desk, the fronts facing outwards.
“What is this called now? The Electron Device? They shorten it to E.D. though? That’s something totally different though. If you have ED you should go to a doctor. I mean, unless you like it like that? Oops. Diverted again. Seriously though, this Electron Device. This is what you’re supposed to be finding to save the universe from. I’m sorry to burst your bubble here boys but your enemies already took it. You need to go find it elsewhere!”
“Your Yamauchi or whatever the hell it is left. Gone. No Yamauchi here boys. Unless you want me to be one, which sorry to say I’ll be the Yamauchi to kick your ass and send you back to the looney bin. Or wherever the hell you two crazies come from.”
Kendrick brings his feet down and scoots up towards the desk. Scooting the two titles away from one another. His custom one flanking his left the official his right.
“I fought tooth and nail for this title. I worked my way up the ladder here. I didn’t just get to where I am, I wasn’t just given a shot. I had to go through a tournament to get a shot at it where Melody barely beat me. After I didn’t get another title shot. I didn’t get a shot handed to me. So why should anyone else?”
“I mean look at Team Atari. Two matches in? They lost their last one, hell 7800 got embarassed in it and they get a title shot without working their way up the ladder? Two matches in is bad but a match after a loss? When did we start awarding losses for title shots. Hell if that’s how we’re getting title shots I’ll keep losing maybe that means I’ll keep my title. I mean. If losing gets you title shots, losing should mean you retain the titles right?”
Kendrick shakes his head in disgust.
“It’s not surprising though. Ever since I actually decided to think about myself I get called a traitor, I get called a sellout. I focus on myself, I focus on winning titles and not just fighting the so called good fight and I all of a suddenly took money from people. All of a sudden I’m a sellout. You want a sellout? Look at Roerich he sold out to the Dogs of War but when he finally got sick of them and stopped taking money look at what happened. You think there’s another reason why he is so financially deprived that he had to stay in Cali? No. The Dogs of War stopped paying him.”
“He can’t afford for me to not be champion. He and everyone else are going to say I don’t need to be champion, that they don’t want me champion. I bring ratings though. Sure, Britney Anders might as well and the title will stay on our side of the ring as she says and she’s right about both. She does bring ratings and the title will stay on our side of the ring, however. I will be going home with both titles.”
Kendrick grabs both titles by the top of them and turns them, facing eachother.
“I’ll be damned if some team that named themselves after a game system and two versions of it at that. As well as also adopting its logo as theirs. You know what they are? They’re rip offs. They can’t think of a damn original thing so they have to go and take their idea from one of the most popular game systems ever thinking it will make them popular. If anything it made them lame and just idiotic. Trying to go off the popularity of that. It’s pathetic and downright idiotic.”
“Now I could say some bad stuff about Britney Anders. I could be mean, but to be honest. Even though she wants to take my belt, and I know she will try. I won’t do that. I won’t talk bad about a teammate I will say that she isn’t going home with this gold. I know she’ll do whatever it takes to not just get the win for our team but to make sure she goes home with gold. I will be doing that exact same thing though.”
"I guarantee you though, I’m better at winning gold than any of these three people in the ring with me combined. So while yes, I am at a disadvantage in retaining. I have the utmost confidence that I have the advantage in my match due to my success at actually having gold on my resume in two different companies.”
The camera fades as Kendrick picks up both of his titles, gives each one a kiss and lays them on his shoulders as he props his feet back up.
The camera fades in from the black that had been covering the screen. It reveals Kendrick holding both of his titles over his shoulders. One of them, the normal, proper Heritage Title. The other? His own custom one. All gold with black birds in the middle. His own, crow title, if you will. He takes a seat in his office chair and props his feet up onto the Mahogany desk.
“It’s a great time to be alive, isn’t it? Britney Anders is back everyone! It’s the news of the century it seems. I won’t try to say anything bad about my partner. I mean, I say partner but we all know that she is gunning for what is on my right shoulder here.”
Kendrick taps on the official white title.
“That’s a pill to swallow another day though. Today. Today we talk about the sideshow that is Team Atari. I get it, Roerich and the gang want to bring in as many ratings and appeal to as many fanbases as possible. A team though that names themselves after the first ever gaming system and then seems like they’re on a secret mission? There has to be something wrong with them, right?”
“Seriously, who in their right mind would think they’re on this earth to save the world? Well. I mean Britney is here to save the world from ugliness I think but once again, I took a left when I meant to take a right. Anyways.”
Kendrick adjusts his feet, crossing his right over his left and adjusts both of his titles.
“7800….the dude doesn’t speak besides Dilly Dilly. You know who he reminds me of? Groot. Yes. He is Team Ataris Groot. Not as lovable or strong though. You see, the original Groot fought off all of the invaders. Then he sacrificed himself at the end to save the others, because it’s what he did. It’s what he wanted to do. 7800 though, he says Dilly Dilly and tries to fight people but look at last week. He didn’t get a punch in. He got superkicked and hit how many times? 7800 is the punching bag of Team Atari and 2600 allows it, it’s what 2600 wants. That backfired on him last week though.”
“2600 wanted 7800 to be the punching bag last week to try and save himself but what turned out happening is Maki and Nox were able to gang up on him and Nate. So your little plan didn’t exactly work out very well did it? Speaking of Maki and Nox. Why aren’t they in this match instead of you? I mean. I get it. They’re fighting for a number one contendership but couldn’t this match be better if say it was what it was Storm and someone else vs me and Britney in a non-title match. That would tear the roof down would it not? Why put the sideshow team in this match? I’ll never understand Roerichs thinking, maybe he’s become a drunk or drug addict that just makes matches that make no sense.”
Kendrick chuckles a little and takes a quick breath.
“2600, he’s the mouth and brains of this duo. He’s the one that does all this thinking. Which is weird. You would figure the smarter one would be the one that would bring reason to the group but in all honesty he confuses me even more.”
“Look at it all. They said they come in peace. Where do they come from? They look like they came from the looney bin. And their minds are their best asset? Come on now, sure. Minds can be a good thing to have, you need to be smart to really succeed in this business, but from what I’ve seen they have no true smarts. They come in peace. They want to save the world, their wrestling business is classified. If it’s so classified how is it everyone always knows about it when it’s put on the card?”
Kendrick rolls his eyes and takes his titles off of his shoulders and sets them on the desk, the fronts facing outwards.
“What is this called now? The Electron Device? They shorten it to E.D. though? That’s something totally different though. If you have ED you should go to a doctor. I mean, unless you like it like that? Oops. Diverted again. Seriously though, this Electron Device. This is what you’re supposed to be finding to save the universe from. I’m sorry to burst your bubble here boys but your enemies already took it. You need to go find it elsewhere!”
“Your Yamauchi or whatever the hell it is left. Gone. No Yamauchi here boys. Unless you want me to be one, which sorry to say I’ll be the Yamauchi to kick your ass and send you back to the looney bin. Or wherever the hell you two crazies come from.”
Kendrick brings his feet down and scoots up towards the desk. Scooting the two titles away from one another. His custom one flanking his left the official his right.
“I fought tooth and nail for this title. I worked my way up the ladder here. I didn’t just get to where I am, I wasn’t just given a shot. I had to go through a tournament to get a shot at it where Melody barely beat me. After I didn’t get another title shot. I didn’t get a shot handed to me. So why should anyone else?”
“I mean look at Team Atari. Two matches in? They lost their last one, hell 7800 got embarassed in it and they get a title shot without working their way up the ladder? Two matches in is bad but a match after a loss? When did we start awarding losses for title shots. Hell if that’s how we’re getting title shots I’ll keep losing maybe that means I’ll keep my title. I mean. If losing gets you title shots, losing should mean you retain the titles right?”
Kendrick shakes his head in disgust.
“It’s not surprising though. Ever since I actually decided to think about myself I get called a traitor, I get called a sellout. I focus on myself, I focus on winning titles and not just fighting the so called good fight and I all of a suddenly took money from people. All of a sudden I’m a sellout. You want a sellout? Look at Roerich he sold out to the Dogs of War but when he finally got sick of them and stopped taking money look at what happened. You think there’s another reason why he is so financially deprived that he had to stay in Cali? No. The Dogs of War stopped paying him.”
“He can’t afford for me to not be champion. He and everyone else are going to say I don’t need to be champion, that they don’t want me champion. I bring ratings though. Sure, Britney Anders might as well and the title will stay on our side of the ring as she says and she’s right about both. She does bring ratings and the title will stay on our side of the ring, however. I will be going home with both titles.”
Kendrick grabs both titles by the top of them and turns them, facing eachother.
“I’ll be damned if some team that named themselves after a game system and two versions of it at that. As well as also adopting its logo as theirs. You know what they are? They’re rip offs. They can’t think of a damn original thing so they have to go and take their idea from one of the most popular game systems ever thinking it will make them popular. If anything it made them lame and just idiotic. Trying to go off the popularity of that. It’s pathetic and downright idiotic.”
“Now I could say some bad stuff about Britney Anders. I could be mean, but to be honest. Even though she wants to take my belt, and I know she will try. I won’t do that. I won’t talk bad about a teammate I will say that she isn’t going home with this gold. I know she’ll do whatever it takes to not just get the win for our team but to make sure she goes home with gold. I will be doing that exact same thing though.”
"I guarantee you though, I’m better at winning gold than any of these three people in the ring with me combined. So while yes, I am at a disadvantage in retaining. I have the utmost confidence that I have the advantage in my match due to my success at actually having gold on my resume in two different companies.”
The camera fades as Kendrick picks up both of his titles, gives each one a kiss and lays them on his shoulders as he props his feet back up.
