Post by Broseph on Mar 8, 2018 9:59:33 GMT -8
( We open up at a fancy restaurant we see a young man and a young lady ordering with an up tight waiter listening to him. )
Waiter: Hello welcome to (name redacted for copyright reasons) may I take your order.
Female Patron: Yes I would like an order of Chicken Parm. That come with the free unlimited salad and bread sticks correct?
Waiter: Yes mam here at (name redacted for copyright reasons) all meals come with that. You sir what would you like.
Male Patron: Actually that sounds good I will have the same thing.
Waiter: That is great sir I will put these orders in and......
( Broseph walks into the scene )
Broseph: Really bro?
Waiter: Excuse me sir can I help you?
Broseph: I am not talking to you table jockey I am talking to the bro at the table.
Male Patron: Me, but why?
Broseph: Well bro we have an issue. You are in violation of...
( Broseph turns to the camera )
Broseph: The bro code.
Male Patron: The bro code? What the hell are you talking about?
Broseph: Really bro? You are breaking the bro code and you do not even know what it is. The bro code is the code for all the bro's out there. You should be a bro, because only a bro is worth being.
Waiter: Sir I am going to have to ask you to get a seat you can't be standing here.
Broseph: Really bro? You want to take this outside bro? I am just helping a bro out bro.
Male Patron: What the hell are you talking about?!
Broseph: Alright bro I see a few things you need to do to make up for this violation. First off lets take the lady right here. Bro it is in the bro code that when you go out to eat you order for the lady.
Female Patron: Um I can order for myself.
Broseph: Well lady bro it is in the code that he orders for you.
Male: Patron: Do you realize just how fucking sexist you sound right now sir?
Broseph: Really bro sexist? That is not sexist bro. Bro you order for your date, because it is polite bro. Treat the ladies with respect bro.
Male Patron: Well bro I feel like it is more respectful to let the lady order for herself.
Female Patron: I agree.
Broseph: Really bro? Whatever bro. Second off the order bro. What sort of bro orders a chicken parm bro?
Male Patron: One that enjoys Italian food?
Broseph: Bro I do not care how much you enjoy Italian food bro. When a bro is out to eat he orders one of three things. You order the biggest and most expensive steak on the menu, you order the biggest most expensive burger on the menu, or you order a bunch of very hot wings.. You get a side of fries. You may be order some jalapeno poppers or nachos for an appetizer not this salad and bread sticks junk bro.
Waiter: Um sir we here at (name redacted for copy right reasons) do not have steak, burgers, wings, fries, or any of the other stuff you mentioned. We at (name redacted for copy right reasons) only serve the finest in Italian foods.
Broseph: Really bro? You do not have one thing on your menu that a true bro can order when he is out on a hot date? Well you here at (named redacted for copy right reasons) must be racist against the bro's of the world.
Waiter: Sir I assure you we have no problem with quote unquote bro's of the world, but we here at (name redacted for copy right reasons) only serve certain things.
Broseph: Really bro? Well I do not believe you bro and think you are all hating on the bro's of the world. In the bro code we only can deal with that one way bro. I am going to have to kick your ass bro!
( Broseph reaches back to hit the waiter when the Male patron grabs his arm. )
Broseph: Really bro? What the hell bro let me go bro!
Male Patron: No you listen up "bro" you do not come into (name redacted for copy right reasons) and attack people. I am an officer of the law and I am going to do my duty as a civil servant and get you out of here.
( The room pops as we see Broseph get taken to the door and tossed outside to the parking lot. )
Broseph: Really bro! This is not the last time we will talk bro. You just violated like twenty rules of the bro code just by tossing me out that door bro. I will be back bro and I will make you see the light of the bro code bro!
( Fade )
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Broseph: And ...... We ...... Are .....Live! Hello Youtube it is ya boy Broseph here with another awesomely awesome video.
So you all see that Global Heritage Festival for GWD? Yeah that shit was tight as fuck bro. Now I know what you are going to say bro.
"But Broseph you did not win the tournament you were ousted in the semi final round?"
To that I say yeah I lost and my unbeaten one on one streak came to an end, but you have to look at some of the positives out there bro. Like how I now have the record for the shortest match in GWD history with my first round win over that person whose name I can't even remember now. It was um...Philadelphia! That is right. I beat her like right away. That is a moral win right there.
Then I was even in main event on the last night of the show bro. Now I did not wrestle, but I was the man that night bro. I was the biggest star of the night, maybe even more than Mark Storm bro. That is right ya boy was able to put a hurting down on one Griffin Hawkins. Now I was asked why I did this and while I owe no one an explanation I say this bro. The bro's we do not like when an outsider comes to steal our spotlight bro. GWD is not Griffin Hawkin's world bro. It is my world bro and I do not want some wannabe former rockstar with girlie hair and tight jeans trying to wreck shit bro. Do not worry though Griffin Hawkins was ran off bro. He will not be back at all bro. He gets to go back to EWC and work with those hacks bro. He does not want any of this bro despite what he claims bro.
Now the other thing that comes out of that same match bro is that I waffled Chris Cripple bro. A man that is a legend in this business bro and I am willing to use his name as a stepping stone bro. Now I dig the Dogs of War Bro. They are the best bro's in the business and they are willing to take it by the balls bro. I dress up as one of them bro and I am given a marquee spot on the very next show bro.
Look Chris Crippler you are obviously not a bro. You may not know what a bro is, but you will know what a bro can do in our match bro. Now I will admit this much bro and that is I have never had a cage match bro. I mean mostly a bro does not do that sort of thing, but when in Rome bro you turn it into Brome and you do what has to be done bro.
Chris bro seriously I need to beat you here and that is what I plan on doing bro. I mean it is in the bro code rules that if you want to be big man on campus you take out another big bad dog. You may not be the biggest or the baddest bro, but a win over a man who has been doing this as long as you have means a lot bro. You have been fighting off Mark Storm all over the world bro and as much as I respect Mark I want his belt bro. I want the gold so I can get the cash. I want the cash so I can get the ladies. I want the ladies, because I am all about those ladies and they are all about me bro.
Chris Crippler bro you are not ready for this bro. A cage match might be good for you so no one can interfere, but I am telling you now bro I do not need help to beat you bro.
( Fade )
Waiter: Hello welcome to (name redacted for copyright reasons) may I take your order.
Female Patron: Yes I would like an order of Chicken Parm. That come with the free unlimited salad and bread sticks correct?
Waiter: Yes mam here at (name redacted for copyright reasons) all meals come with that. You sir what would you like.
Male Patron: Actually that sounds good I will have the same thing.
Waiter: That is great sir I will put these orders in and......
( Broseph walks into the scene )
Broseph: Really bro?
Waiter: Excuse me sir can I help you?
Broseph: I am not talking to you table jockey I am talking to the bro at the table.
Male Patron: Me, but why?
Broseph: Well bro we have an issue. You are in violation of...
( Broseph turns to the camera )
Broseph: The bro code.
Male Patron: The bro code? What the hell are you talking about?
Broseph: Really bro? You are breaking the bro code and you do not even know what it is. The bro code is the code for all the bro's out there. You should be a bro, because only a bro is worth being.
Waiter: Sir I am going to have to ask you to get a seat you can't be standing here.
Broseph: Really bro? You want to take this outside bro? I am just helping a bro out bro.
Male Patron: What the hell are you talking about?!
Broseph: Alright bro I see a few things you need to do to make up for this violation. First off lets take the lady right here. Bro it is in the bro code that when you go out to eat you order for the lady.
Female Patron: Um I can order for myself.
Broseph: Well lady bro it is in the code that he orders for you.
Male: Patron: Do you realize just how fucking sexist you sound right now sir?
Broseph: Really bro sexist? That is not sexist bro. Bro you order for your date, because it is polite bro. Treat the ladies with respect bro.
Male Patron: Well bro I feel like it is more respectful to let the lady order for herself.
Female Patron: I agree.
Broseph: Really bro? Whatever bro. Second off the order bro. What sort of bro orders a chicken parm bro?
Male Patron: One that enjoys Italian food?
Broseph: Bro I do not care how much you enjoy Italian food bro. When a bro is out to eat he orders one of three things. You order the biggest and most expensive steak on the menu, you order the biggest most expensive burger on the menu, or you order a bunch of very hot wings.. You get a side of fries. You may be order some jalapeno poppers or nachos for an appetizer not this salad and bread sticks junk bro.
Waiter: Um sir we here at (name redacted for copy right reasons) do not have steak, burgers, wings, fries, or any of the other stuff you mentioned. We at (name redacted for copy right reasons) only serve the finest in Italian foods.
Broseph: Really bro? You do not have one thing on your menu that a true bro can order when he is out on a hot date? Well you here at (named redacted for copy right reasons) must be racist against the bro's of the world.
Waiter: Sir I assure you we have no problem with quote unquote bro's of the world, but we here at (name redacted for copy right reasons) only serve certain things.
Broseph: Really bro? Well I do not believe you bro and think you are all hating on the bro's of the world. In the bro code we only can deal with that one way bro. I am going to have to kick your ass bro!
( Broseph reaches back to hit the waiter when the Male patron grabs his arm. )
Broseph: Really bro? What the hell bro let me go bro!
Male Patron: No you listen up "bro" you do not come into (name redacted for copy right reasons) and attack people. I am an officer of the law and I am going to do my duty as a civil servant and get you out of here.
( The room pops as we see Broseph get taken to the door and tossed outside to the parking lot. )
Broseph: Really bro! This is not the last time we will talk bro. You just violated like twenty rules of the bro code just by tossing me out that door bro. I will be back bro and I will make you see the light of the bro code bro!
( Fade )
---------
Broseph: And ...... We ...... Are .....Live! Hello Youtube it is ya boy Broseph here with another awesomely awesome video.
So you all see that Global Heritage Festival for GWD? Yeah that shit was tight as fuck bro. Now I know what you are going to say bro.
"But Broseph you did not win the tournament you were ousted in the semi final round?"
To that I say yeah I lost and my unbeaten one on one streak came to an end, but you have to look at some of the positives out there bro. Like how I now have the record for the shortest match in GWD history with my first round win over that person whose name I can't even remember now. It was um...Philadelphia! That is right. I beat her like right away. That is a moral win right there.
Then I was even in main event on the last night of the show bro. Now I did not wrestle, but I was the man that night bro. I was the biggest star of the night, maybe even more than Mark Storm bro. That is right ya boy was able to put a hurting down on one Griffin Hawkins. Now I was asked why I did this and while I owe no one an explanation I say this bro. The bro's we do not like when an outsider comes to steal our spotlight bro. GWD is not Griffin Hawkin's world bro. It is my world bro and I do not want some wannabe former rockstar with girlie hair and tight jeans trying to wreck shit bro. Do not worry though Griffin Hawkins was ran off bro. He will not be back at all bro. He gets to go back to EWC and work with those hacks bro. He does not want any of this bro despite what he claims bro.
Now the other thing that comes out of that same match bro is that I waffled Chris Cripple bro. A man that is a legend in this business bro and I am willing to use his name as a stepping stone bro. Now I dig the Dogs of War Bro. They are the best bro's in the business and they are willing to take it by the balls bro. I dress up as one of them bro and I am given a marquee spot on the very next show bro.
Look Chris Crippler you are obviously not a bro. You may not know what a bro is, but you will know what a bro can do in our match bro. Now I will admit this much bro and that is I have never had a cage match bro. I mean mostly a bro does not do that sort of thing, but when in Rome bro you turn it into Brome and you do what has to be done bro.
Chris bro seriously I need to beat you here and that is what I plan on doing bro. I mean it is in the bro code rules that if you want to be big man on campus you take out another big bad dog. You may not be the biggest or the baddest bro, but a win over a man who has been doing this as long as you have means a lot bro. You have been fighting off Mark Storm all over the world bro and as much as I respect Mark I want his belt bro. I want the gold so I can get the cash. I want the cash so I can get the ladies. I want the ladies, because I am all about those ladies and they are all about me bro.
Chris Crippler bro you are not ready for this bro. A cage match might be good for you so no one can interfere, but I am telling you now bro I do not need help to beat you bro.
( Fade )
