Post by Broseph on Feb 16, 2018 17:51:52 GMT -8
Broseph: And...............We.....................Are......................Live!
Hello youtube! It is ya boy Broseph here. I am officially in Los Angeles and I am totally pumped! Ready for that big Global Heritage Festival coming up tomorrow night. Now you all know me. All my Bro's and Lady Bro's saw what I thought about the my first round opponent one Miss Philadelphia, but guess what? So here is what I am going to do for you all I am going to do Lightning Round where I give some thoughts on all those poor souls that will not be preventing me from getting the win.
First up we got Equinox a man making his GWD debut as part of this deal. The painted up high flyer thinks he is going to beat everyone. This guy has been around the block a few times, but I am less than impressed. The high spot hero is just a one eyed man. I can just pass on this one.
Next up we got one Kendrick Cross and this guy may be a legit bro, but come on is he even in his element. A former MMA star who I assume thinks that just because he can throw a few good strike that he can win this shit. You think you can get in close enough to knock this bro out? No way bro. You think you can slow me down and put me in a submission hold? No way bro. You think you can beat me? No way bro!
Nameless well shit. I mean you cut one very imposing figure bro, but you fell flat right out of the gate. I mean you lost to Sammy freaking Duke at the last show. You should have murdered that mother fucker, but nope he put you on the mat for a three count. Now it involved the tacks though, but whose fault is it that those were in the match? Yeah bro you screwed yourself. I should be afraid of you, but fuck that you don't got shit bro.
Melody Marshall you baby could end up being a bit of an issue for me. I mean you put up one hell of a fight in that match at Immortal Kingdom, but you did not pick up the win sweetie. You see I am not sure how worried I need to be here. I think that Nameless will straight up murder your ass in the first round. If you do get by the big man who got a real bro to deal with and you don't got what it takes baby.
The Superheroin Stacy Sterling. You got the look. You got the ability. Can you put it all together? No, I do not think you can. I here you fancy yourself a real life comic book superlady bro, but you got to be joking. The thing is that you can fight the evils of our business all you want, but we live in a world where evil tends to get the wins. You think you will ever stand a chance against The Dogs of War? Fuck no! What you need to do is back the fuck off, because the only real superhero in this company is ya boy Broseph and I am out not out to right the wrongs. I want my bank and my gold.
Samantha Hamilton we have been over this shit before. You are no Titan you proved you are not ready last show.
Jack Owyns well you are interesting I guess. You are all big and tatted up. You think yourself a nasty fucker, but really you are just another lame wannabe who is of little thought.
Tapioca Bro you are on my bad side pal. You stole that Immortal Kingdom Crown from me bro and I can't let that just slide. You will have to pay the piper and I will take it out of your ass bro. I want to get you one on one just so I can show your old ass that I am better than you.
Sammy Duke you are just a lucky asshole. You pulled a win out of your ass last show over a man that should have totally murdered you. I am not going to be so easy. I am better and I am smarter. I will put you down bro.
Tony Savage I respect you too damn much to lie to you. You are the baddest mother fucker in GWD not named Mark Storm. I will beat you though bro and get me some gold. Respect only goes so far and you are in my way bro. I will use any under handed or backwards tactic to beat you that I can bro. Just being honest here. One thing you need to know. Come At Me Bro!
Hello youtube! It is ya boy Broseph here. I am officially in Los Angeles and I am totally pumped! Ready for that big Global Heritage Festival coming up tomorrow night. Now you all know me. All my Bro's and Lady Bro's saw what I thought about the my first round opponent one Miss Philadelphia, but guess what? So here is what I am going to do for you all I am going to do Lightning Round where I give some thoughts on all those poor souls that will not be preventing me from getting the win.
First up we got Equinox a man making his GWD debut as part of this deal. The painted up high flyer thinks he is going to beat everyone. This guy has been around the block a few times, but I am less than impressed. The high spot hero is just a one eyed man. I can just pass on this one.
Next up we got one Kendrick Cross and this guy may be a legit bro, but come on is he even in his element. A former MMA star who I assume thinks that just because he can throw a few good strike that he can win this shit. You think you can get in close enough to knock this bro out? No way bro. You think you can slow me down and put me in a submission hold? No way bro. You think you can beat me? No way bro!
Nameless well shit. I mean you cut one very imposing figure bro, but you fell flat right out of the gate. I mean you lost to Sammy freaking Duke at the last show. You should have murdered that mother fucker, but nope he put you on the mat for a three count. Now it involved the tacks though, but whose fault is it that those were in the match? Yeah bro you screwed yourself. I should be afraid of you, but fuck that you don't got shit bro.
Melody Marshall you baby could end up being a bit of an issue for me. I mean you put up one hell of a fight in that match at Immortal Kingdom, but you did not pick up the win sweetie. You see I am not sure how worried I need to be here. I think that Nameless will straight up murder your ass in the first round. If you do get by the big man who got a real bro to deal with and you don't got what it takes baby.
The Superheroin Stacy Sterling. You got the look. You got the ability. Can you put it all together? No, I do not think you can. I here you fancy yourself a real life comic book superlady bro, but you got to be joking. The thing is that you can fight the evils of our business all you want, but we live in a world where evil tends to get the wins. You think you will ever stand a chance against The Dogs of War? Fuck no! What you need to do is back the fuck off, because the only real superhero in this company is ya boy Broseph and I am out not out to right the wrongs. I want my bank and my gold.
Samantha Hamilton we have been over this shit before. You are no Titan you proved you are not ready last show.
Jack Owyns well you are interesting I guess. You are all big and tatted up. You think yourself a nasty fucker, but really you are just another lame wannabe who is of little thought.
Tapioca Bro you are on my bad side pal. You stole that Immortal Kingdom Crown from me bro and I can't let that just slide. You will have to pay the piper and I will take it out of your ass bro. I want to get you one on one just so I can show your old ass that I am better than you.
Sammy Duke you are just a lucky asshole. You pulled a win out of your ass last show over a man that should have totally murdered you. I am not going to be so easy. I am better and I am smarter. I will put you down bro.
Tony Savage I respect you too damn much to lie to you. You are the baddest mother fucker in GWD not named Mark Storm. I will beat you though bro and get me some gold. Respect only goes so far and you are in my way bro. I will use any under handed or backwards tactic to beat you that I can bro. Just being honest here. One thing you need to know. Come At Me Bro!
