Post by Broseph on Feb 14, 2018 21:15:57 GMT -8
Broseph: And ...... We........ Are.........Live!
What is up youtube it is ya boy Broseph here with another epically awesome video for all my Bro's and Lady Bro's out there. You the unwashed masses who love your Superman Broseph with all of your heart. I have returned to give you exactly what it is that you want and that is Broseph.
( A look that is a mixture of sadness and disappointment shows on the young man's face as he lets out a loud overly dramatic sigh. )
I know that this may come as a shock to some of you that for some odd reason do not follow The Global Wrestling Division, but at the latest show ya boy lost his match. I know it must really hit you all hard in the feels, but come on here. First if you do not follow my exploits in GWD you need to bro. I know I just said that I lost the match, but you need to show Broseph some love and respect. Shame on you if you do not follow GWD.
( Awkward silence )
Anyways yes I lost. It is not something that I accustomed to. You know Broseph peeps and ya boy, well he does not fail at anything in life. I am the best Bro in the history of Bro's and I can do it all good. I can out drink even the most Irish of the Irishbro's. I am a sex machine for all the fly honey's and I never get shot down by those sweet sweet Lady Bro's. Ya know what I mean they see this face come up and nobody ever swipes left if you know what I mean.
And I certainly am a star athlete. This loss is kind of a meh thing though right. I mean I lost, but did not get pinned or anything like that right bro? Yeah, that is what I thought exactly fucking right bro.
I mean really what is this loss? It would have been nice to be the first ever Immortal Crown Kingdom winner, but why is it important. I think that like the winner gets a shot at a title whenever he wants or something. It is nice, but fuck me really all that it is saying is that you are almost 100% guaranteed to end up on the ass end of an ass kicking from The Dogs of War. You know me peeps and ya boy don't play the game of getting his ass kicked. So that being said Tapioca Bro you can have that crown and that ass kicking all you want you deserve it.
Shit though I got an even bigger deal coming up bro. I am taking part in the Global Heritage Tournament and I win that shit I get my own shinny new piece of bling to wear around my a waist that is sexy as fuck. I mean bro come on a guaranteed shot whenever I want cool, but an actual belt is even cooler bro!
So let me give you the low down on this shit. We got a three day tournament. I win on day one I move to day two. I win on day two I go to day three. I win on day three and I am a champion bro! The field is tight though bro, but ya boy will 100% be walking out the champion of bro's.
Round one on day one should be fun on the bun man. I get to start this thing off against the lady Phiadelphia and it will be off the chain yo!
First off Philadelphia I really hope that you are from Philly, because honestly if you have that name and are not from that city I think you should be automatically disqualified from our match. It is just bad for business bro. It is like you are lying bro and no bro worth his dime is a liar bro.
You have to be excited for this one baby, because you get to get your hands on a guy that all the ladies want to get their hands on. I look so good it should be illegal baby. Now you need to be careful how you touch though. You want to be a role model for the ladies. I respect that, but you have to fight all instincts to get overly touchy with me honey.
The real problem is how can you be a role model to the kids if you lose in the first round, because that is what is going to happen bro. You will let all those kids down bro. It will be a bad scene bro.
Anyways that is it for today folds. Make sure to like this video, subscribe, and turn on the notifications.
Broseph Out!
What is up youtube it is ya boy Broseph here with another epically awesome video for all my Bro's and Lady Bro's out there. You the unwashed masses who love your Superman Broseph with all of your heart. I have returned to give you exactly what it is that you want and that is Broseph.
( A look that is a mixture of sadness and disappointment shows on the young man's face as he lets out a loud overly dramatic sigh. )
I know that this may come as a shock to some of you that for some odd reason do not follow The Global Wrestling Division, but at the latest show ya boy lost his match. I know it must really hit you all hard in the feels, but come on here. First if you do not follow my exploits in GWD you need to bro. I know I just said that I lost the match, but you need to show Broseph some love and respect. Shame on you if you do not follow GWD.
( Awkward silence )
Anyways yes I lost. It is not something that I accustomed to. You know Broseph peeps and ya boy, well he does not fail at anything in life. I am the best Bro in the history of Bro's and I can do it all good. I can out drink even the most Irish of the Irishbro's. I am a sex machine for all the fly honey's and I never get shot down by those sweet sweet Lady Bro's. Ya know what I mean they see this face come up and nobody ever swipes left if you know what I mean.
And I certainly am a star athlete. This loss is kind of a meh thing though right. I mean I lost, but did not get pinned or anything like that right bro? Yeah, that is what I thought exactly fucking right bro.
I mean really what is this loss? It would have been nice to be the first ever Immortal Crown Kingdom winner, but why is it important. I think that like the winner gets a shot at a title whenever he wants or something. It is nice, but fuck me really all that it is saying is that you are almost 100% guaranteed to end up on the ass end of an ass kicking from The Dogs of War. You know me peeps and ya boy don't play the game of getting his ass kicked. So that being said Tapioca Bro you can have that crown and that ass kicking all you want you deserve it.
Shit though I got an even bigger deal coming up bro. I am taking part in the Global Heritage Tournament and I win that shit I get my own shinny new piece of bling to wear around my a waist that is sexy as fuck. I mean bro come on a guaranteed shot whenever I want cool, but an actual belt is even cooler bro!
So let me give you the low down on this shit. We got a three day tournament. I win on day one I move to day two. I win on day two I go to day three. I win on day three and I am a champion bro! The field is tight though bro, but ya boy will 100% be walking out the champion of bro's.
Round one on day one should be fun on the bun man. I get to start this thing off against the lady Phiadelphia and it will be off the chain yo!
First off Philadelphia I really hope that you are from Philly, because honestly if you have that name and are not from that city I think you should be automatically disqualified from our match. It is just bad for business bro. It is like you are lying bro and no bro worth his dime is a liar bro.
You have to be excited for this one baby, because you get to get your hands on a guy that all the ladies want to get their hands on. I look so good it should be illegal baby. Now you need to be careful how you touch though. You want to be a role model for the ladies. I respect that, but you have to fight all instincts to get overly touchy with me honey.
The real problem is how can you be a role model to the kids if you lose in the first round, because that is what is going to happen bro. You will let all those kids down bro. It will be a bad scene bro.
Anyways that is it for today folds. Make sure to like this video, subscribe, and turn on the notifications.
Broseph Out!
